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(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)

hahaha

*fears rabbit hole*

one day there will be more of these than real signs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

*stops being flamey*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:34, archived)

conformist

... why not just do everything you're told to do!??!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

there isn't one of them which isn't brilliant.

have a picture of my wide smiley face full of knowledge

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

~~knowledge~~ cayke

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)

*hides complex butt-plug*

bugger

YAY!!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)

butt where have you hidden it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

*says very little*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:40, archived)

eurgh

you'll get hepatitis like that missy

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

ha ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

s +m

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)

*stops gaying dog*

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Just Flange, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

*shows off bum*

*gets arrested*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:36, archived)

great work, m'dear

always enjoy these

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

It's always SOMETHING!

"no this!"
"no that!"
....

arf!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

Game over, man. Game over

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

I don't like the font

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

too brown

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Just Flange, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:44, archived)

A business that lets you love your family?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:51, archived)

Yet another excellent one.

Well done you!

fave: 'No Midlife Crisising'

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:37, archived)

hahahahaha

'unenthusiastic confetting'

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

confetts

unenthusiastically

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The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

*Buys Orange 'camo' print T-Shirt*

*browses MAX Power*

Wha? No Mid-Life Crisising?

Awwww....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:38, archived)

Your Evil Majesty!

*prostrates*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:41, archived)

Word up

*prostates*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

'Lo Broomy

Married life isn't any different is it?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)

'ning Trelly

I thought that...Then I had a gig last night... Mrs. Broom refused to go, then acted all angry with me when I got in, BEFORE she was even expecting me.

This was followed by a half hour conversation about, "now we're married, I think we should be forgetting kids stuff like being in bands and start settling down a bit."

I am 25.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

that has nothing to do with being married

appart from the bit that goes 'we're married now so...'

people get the hump.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)

This is possibly true...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

my (wonderful, incredible) lass got the hump with me

because I threw a rubbishy (Top Shop or some shit like that) ring into the bin. It was my brother's and he'd left it at the house last time he was around. She, in her infinite wisdom, assumed it was probably one that she'd given me and turned sour without telling me why.

And I'm sure there are thousands of storys she could tell you about what a childish prick I am... so - buck up, but stand your ground! People is complicated but ultimately worth it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

Hahahah, classic

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

Oh I completely agree....

I'm just moaning for the sake of it really, and the internets seemed like the best place to do it...

Everything takes work... Except work, strangely...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

nah

moaning about things to people who are impartial is very cathartic

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

O_o

Cor that sounds very familiar.

"If I'd known you wanted to be in a band I wouldn't have married you"
"I was in a band when you married me!"

I'm not married any more...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

Awww, Prof.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

'ning dude!

Thanks for the condolences there, but I'm actually really pleased that I'm not married any more.

And Jess is utterly cool with me doing guitar things, which helps muchly. I just need to find a band now =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

*learns drums*

can i be in your band?

28, i think

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

Of course you can!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

YAY \o/

*big tens*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

Bah!

I put up with it, but when we get married you'll stop...right?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

he doesn't appreciate me curling round his neck

as much as you do
=(

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

Well, no

But we've already had the 'strictly no mink peni, else they get cut off' talk, haven't we

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

*hangs head*

yes Jessie

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

Ah!

So, Minky...

*brandishes ultra-cool but also slightly scary penknife*

See this? I don't want to have to use it, but I will if I need to bleach my ears any more, m'kay?

*stares*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:19, archived)

Nope.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

I want to be in a aband

I sing cos I could never be arsed to learn an instrument.

I'll audition for you in Derby

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

what sort of clothes will the band wear?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:05, archived)

whatever the stylist tells us to

probably tight jeans and crappy leather jackets, and con all stars.

that seems to be the combo de jour

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

I was thinking more of cycling shorts and woolly cardigans.

It would make us stand out from the crowd a bit

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:13, archived)

sorry - not interested

I'm looking for a band brave enough to wear cycling shorts and woolly cardigans... but I suppose I'll spend my life waiting.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)

Haha, that made me do a real lol =)

that made me do a real lol =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)

I'll look forward to that.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

PKM! *curls round neck*

*presses little mink penis into ear hole*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

Aphex!

Morning matey.

*laughs at tiny little mink penis*

*bleaches ear*

(o_o)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

laugh all you like mate

but in the mink world this is considered to be a WHOPPER!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

That is the EXACT conversation....

I'm sure I can figure something out though (i.e. be a moody cunt when I'm not allowed to play my guitars for a bit)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

I don't think being a moody cunt is going to lead to marital bliss somehow

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

I know but....

guitars is how I relax... take that away from me and I won't be able to help being a moody cunt...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)

*nods in agreement*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)

How peculiar

Didn't change a thing for me and Mr Trellis.

25 is far too young to settle down
/is 25 next birthday

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:54, archived)

Why was she angry?

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:55, archived)

Because I'd been out socialising...

I think it's just the comedown from the wedding though, it was only a few weeks ago so the high is starting to wear off...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:57, archived)

Had so much warning about the Post Nuptial Blues

Didn't get it at all

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

cos she's a woman

*ducks*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:58, archived)

>:|

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

I know you're joking mate

But please don't tar all womens with that sticky brush

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

aplogies...

i can't complain.

Mrs S is letting me go to Derby...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

'Letting' you?

Why does a grown man need permission to do things?

I never really understood that.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

As in...

she won't be pissed off and make me feel guilty for leaving her on her own all weekend, and then make me feel bad when I come back having had a good time.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

Heh, I've been having a very similar conversation for a few months now

It just takes a bit of adjusting to I guess when people are taught that genders should act one way, we're pitted against each other before we ever get to learn the ways of the world for ourselves

Life gets so much more straight forward when you take things as you find them

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:06, archived)

It annoys me when woman behave unreasonably

And try to stop their sweetie from enjoying himself.

It gives the rest of us a bad name, and it's unfair on the men.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:11, archived)

Amen sister!

But seriously, bang on, it's one of my all time pet peeves

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:16, archived)

ah it's cool....

I still enjoyed myself, and I'll still pick her up in the car from nights out at three in the morning without complaining. I think it's just that men and women have different ways of showing that they love each other...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:20, archived)

That's bollocks

Partially created by the media.

You either treat someone with respect or not.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:24, archived)

Well...

I didn't really mean "Men and Women", I just meant "people" as everyone's different and so on, but I got in a word tangle and that was the easiest way to put it....

Silly words. If only I could draw.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)

I'm not convinced it's strictly the case

Though maybe more than I originally used to think, but that's what we grow up seeing and believing, so that's how we act.

If you take little 'uns you find girls just as enthusiastic about playing with trucks as boys, and boys just as likely to be emotional as girls...but somewhere along the road we learn how 'wrong' that is and start 'acting more like a young lady' or stop 'acting like a pansy'.
We start playing our roles in this vast game of boy vs. girl, and spend the rest of our lives trying to manipulate each other from our own ways of being.
I'm just not convinced it really has to be that way if you don't want it to be.

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It doesn't have to be that way at all...

I think all people really need is a bit of empathy every now and then.... regardless of gender... Every situation, and every person is different and it's how you rect to that I suppose...

See explanation of wording above... didn't really mean "Men and Women" per se....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:37, archived)

fairy nuff

Apologies for the suspiciously mini-rantish response, it's just one of my interests...and still something that perplexes me about the world after years of studying it!

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I love trying to figure out the world...

Sadly, sitting in coffee shiop windows just watching people often makes people thing you're a weirdo...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)

I think a lot of people enjoy it though

A lot of women use it as an excuse for bad behaviour.

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)

As do a lot of men...

Insufferable yobbish fucktards that they are...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)

Oof

/knows someone else this has happened to

What's the point of marrying under false pretences? why aren't people upfront if there are things that would change after marriage?
It can amount to entrapment really, and I don't see how that leads to happy joyness

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I don't think it's a permanent thing...

But I did kind of think of this:

www.theonion.com/content/node/38827

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:01, archived)

oh dear

my missus refuses to get married, but I feel under some vague unidentifiable pressure to marry her, even though I don't actually want to

does that make me sound like a right bastard?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:00, archived)

Not at all...

It's the same thing with me and mine.

Neither of us really wants to get married, expect for the fact all her mates are (none of mine are).

That and her fat teacher's pension.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

After an initial line of

"I never want to get married" it did come as something of a surprise....

You don't sound like a right bastard, just someone who's been in a relationship for a while and needs to keep things moving forwards...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

if she refuses to get married

and you don't want to
then where's the problem?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)

the problem is I feel like I ought to

I think it's because everyone - bar nobody - keeps asking us when we're going to get married

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:04, archived)

fuck them

not literally

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

You will eventually

And you know what? It'll be bloody great fun.

Just don't start taking it too seriously... :D

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:07, archived)

Solution: tell them you are

Go away for a dirty weekend, come back and tell everyone you eloped

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

Tell them to sod off cos it's none of their business

Unless it's your nan who's asking

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:08, archived)

Moss side is more handgun territory.

You'll be wanting Salford for the snipers.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

when my borther lived there

kids were using bits of pipe to launch fireworks at cars, bazooka-style

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:43, archived)

kids are so inventive...

I wonder what age you lose that and end up a dried out unimaginative husk...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)

how old are you?

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)

... oh wait - that was a rhetorical question suggesting that it's the age at which I'm at... yeah - you are correct.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

edit: :)

(big fat cocks, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:47, archived)

aahh...

heady days, heady days...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

hahaha

there's always 2 or 3 that catch me unawares causing LOLing

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:42, archived)

...but I like unenthusiastic confetting!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:46, archived)

Hi Pachey

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:52, archived)

Oooh sexy countdown!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

Hello

Are you going for full-on nudity?

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(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:56, archived)

nah

nobody else does

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:59, archived)

That isn't true

(Pachey, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:02, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

You loon!
Is the showing off bum actually speed skating?
Cos there should also be none of that.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 10:53, archived)

No Kenny Everetts, FTW

I say no more

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 5 Oct 2007, 11:03, archived)