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(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# hee hee hee
took me ages to clock that. :D
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Because I am Manley, I have made a short tutorial on preparing a rabbit for the pot.
Not funny or freaky, just a little tutorial on how to efficiently skin and prepare a rabbit.

I suppose that the adverts could be seen as mildly amusing, but I thought it was interesting, so I present it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# ooh
1) that's informative and nicely presented
2) I'm pleased to say I am no longer aroused (sexually)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# When were you aroused?


This image uses the magic of Adobe photoshop. No zombie rabbits were forced to copulate in the making of this animation.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# that, my friend, is a hole with no bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# I have no response to this.
You may have won the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# I'm laughing in real life
but yesterday I was so violently ill that I've strained numerous muscles, so the laughing is hurting enough that I'm also crying.

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# *bookmarks for the coming apocalypse/earthquake/fall of mankind*

thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# That looks really nice. Great for a winter night.
I doubt my girlfriend would let me do that because she is a veggie and very squeemish.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# fair chance she wouldn't eat any, at least
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)
# She would end up nagging me that its cruel.
And how it makes her skin crawl. I was planning some soup the other day but she started to annoy me about how using a chicken carcass was bad because it had been cooked and cooled down and I was gonna cook it again....
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# i really don't like the idea of recooked chicken...
don't ask me why...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# see section A, paragraph 3 line 5
and delete as apprioate, complete in duplicate and return to the desk when you've finished
oh and bring some nice cake too :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)
# Reheating it is bad
cooking it again is fine. Just make sure it boils for 20 minutes.

When we had a hearth we used to keep a pot boiling all winter and just chuck the scrap in it - carrot tips, cabbage water, bones and the like, and it was permanent stock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Yeah, it was the recooking thing that bothered her...
dispite not going to eat it!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# Jim refused to eat rabbit.
She was a vegetarian, before we were a couple, but I managed to wean her onto ducks and pheasants and even a pigeon once (but only once) as well as partridge and woodcock, but she always said 'no rabbit' on the basis that they are fluffy.

My great aunt served rabbit and Jim doesn't want to upset her, since we basically have her to thank for our house, since she prematurely left us the deposit.

Now rabbit is fine too.

Animals which still look like animals are definitely Manley's job though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# that hugh wittingfettlingson bloke has a good guide too
i'll read it later, but it looks well presented
what will you be doing with the furs?
edit : ok i just read it... why not turn them into shoe liners? or a nifty hat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# I shall fling them.
It is sad, but people (including a few of my friends) react so badly to fur that it's dangerous to use them.

I can understand in situations such as our MD and her mink, where they are angry that they continue the trade, but to me a rabbit skin is like leather.

Not worth it though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# hugh fearnley-whittingstall.



....i like river cottage...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# He did a placenta as well,
but frankly not nearly as well as I did mine.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# i wouldn't eat placenta
even a quorn one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# i just get the idea of canablism and kinda puts me off....
i mean i'll probably eat it if someone had cooked it for me... but i wouldn't choose it on a menu... if you know what i mean?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I'm more in favour of cannibalism than most other meat types
as long as informed consent is involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Well, I discussed this,
we had vegans at our placenta party and I asked the vegan society about it and also about Armin Meiwes. They were not particularly forthcoming besides to say 'eating meat is bad m'kay?'.

havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/07/vegans-in-avoiding-question-shocker.html
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# yeah
if it was a matter of life or death, i'd have no problem with cannibalism. if i died, i'd give permission for the others to eat me to survive.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# *gets knives and forks ready...*
just incase... :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# heh
i'm marinated in soy sauce right now. been the chinese for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# funny enough....
i had home made chinease today :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)
# mum took us all
as a little treat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)
# i normally have to buy the chinease
:o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)
# she was in a bus crash
so she just got a load of cash. all we got was a chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# I have actually pointed some pregnant friends of mine to your placenta guide.
One called me a sick fuck and they don't call any more. (don't know how she knew, she's never fucked me) The other is going to give the recipe a go. Not a bad ratio I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# i have two of his cookbooks :)
i do agree with alot of his principles and lifestyle choices
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# he's the main reason
i grow my own veg
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I do it solely for personal pride.
That's enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# there is something immensely satisfying
about eating a plate of veg that you've grown yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)
# I get the same thing from game.
Coming back from the allotment we had when we lived in Corsham, with potatoes, artichokes, broccoli, carrots, suede, parsnip, horseradish, nasturtium seeds to pickle, onions and a pigeon which was trying to eat my cabbages was the best meal ever.

This despite the fact that Jim tried to cook the pigeon until the juices ran clear, bless her.

It was about the size of my fist when she'd finished.

I'd like to rear guinea fowl, but only when I am wealthy enogh to keep them out of earshot.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)
# i'd love to keep chickens
but here in the suburbs, that's not a very good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# We always used to.
I prefer quail eggs and I prefer guinea fowl to eat.

Chickens are fairly shit to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# im not overly fond
of the gamey taste, but i love chicken. rabbit pie is gorgeous, haven't had that for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# tell u what i dislike about growing your own veg...
stupid fat slugs! and catapillars and some ugly beetle things (that i've so often nearly cut up and cooked)
catapillars ate all my brocolli :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Purple sprouting?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# they got
all my cabbages this year. they ruined most of my purple sprouting broccoli, too.

edit: mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Didn't have to skin or gut mine...
.. but it was a bastard to bone out.
/edit. that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# It's a redex.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# But I have managed to see it.
You appear to have linked to a page rather than an image?

Looks very palatable though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# yeah, it stopped a gap.
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# This brings back happy memories
of my childhood, when my uncle used to show me how to skin them for the pot.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Hippy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# oooh! so it is! cheers!
I am 3!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# ta!
sadly, it am bed tiem
'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# nice
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
now thats classical!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 8 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)