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# If I gave a fuck about what was on Radio 4, I'd probably listen to Radio 4.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:03, archived)
# best reply
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# It DOES have ISIHAC though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# What does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:07, archived)
# it means...
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clue/

click on the 'favourite moments' in the text to hear some sample audio clips - I recommend starting with the one called 'Samantha' or 'sound charades'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Bah!
You skilfully avoided my cunning trap :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:10, archived)
# quite so, I'm like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# The Slippery Architect ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# he's too wily for us....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *wilys*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ouch!!!
my eye!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I See I Had A Cat
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# What's that?
The best things on Radio 4 are the Archers and Afinkawan's show.
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:08, archived)
# eh?
a b3tan on the radio?!
what show is this then?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# RECORDED FOR TRAINING PURPOSES
THURSDAYS AT 11 PM.

YOU'VE MISSED THE FIRST 2 OR THREE SHOWS ALREADY BUT ONE OF THEM WILL BE ON LISTEN AGAIN STILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:11, archived)
# cool!
i don't have speakers though...
are you one of the winners then?
which one are you.. Ben Willbond?!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:15, archived)
# HE'S ONE OF THE ACTORS (he's the bloke who takes a sweet off Vinnie Jones in that AA advert).
I'M ONE OF THE WINNERS OF THE COMPO WHO GETS TO WRITE FOR THE SHOW.

US POOR WRITERS AREN'T LISTED ON THE WEBSITE BUT I GET A CREDIT ON THE BROADCAST.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:17, archived)
# wow!!
thats ace!
will it open lots of doors for as a writer?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# i dropped this:
you
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:20, archived)
# PROBABLY NOT
BUT PERHAPS SOME.

I HAVE NO GREAT AMBITIONS TO BE A COMEDY WRITER, I'D NEVER WRITTEN A SKETCH BEFORE - I JUST SAW THE COMPO AND THOUGHT I'D GIVE IT A GO.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# kudos to you my master!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# IT'S BEEN FUN DOING IT
SO EVEN IF NOTHING MORE COMES OF IT, IT'S BEEN GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# And old harrys game

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:09, archived)
# I'm not saying it's shit at all.
Truthfully, I don't know 'cos I don't listen to it.

Just I don't really need a bulletin documenting when some bloke I don't know happens to be mentioned on air. On that radio station or in or on any other form of media.

Which seems a starkly obvious thing to say, but some people, it appears, think I need to know this.

Personally I wouldn't give a snifter of a flying nutshit if my own mother were mentioned on cocking Radio cocking bastard 4.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:13, archived)
# this is my favourite reply today
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I listen to Radio 4
as does our mother. She hasnt yet been mentioned on Radio 4.

I even listen to Gardeners question time - now who is the older out of the two of us.....
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Is it me?
You probably don't even know.

Last time I saw you you didn't, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:21, archived)
# well....
if it was a quiz on who was older i would have /win - but asking for specific years... thats a little more tricky. It involves all sorts of numbers and memory games.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Here's a simplification for you...
x = my present age
y = your present age

x = y + 5

You see how it works?

Algebra: be afraid.

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:28, archived)
# aha, but algebra = fail
IF currentdate = 06/05 (greater than) 05/06
then x = y+4

else x = y+5


too far?

had to wordify the greater than due to coding issues. Im also not delcaring my variables..
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:31, archived)
# NOT FAR ENOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)