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From the Diana challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)
(, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)
Not that I'm in ANY position to talk, but you'll get it anyway...Seams.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:21,
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It's Tuesday, It's five to five... and it's CRACKERJACK!!!
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:21,
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Did I mentionthat I once licked the Queen's elbow?
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wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:22,
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The Queen and I were having our Thursday evening bath,just before going out to the Subversion fetish club in Londons.
Her Majesty was discussing her dress she was going to wear - a latex number that covered most things but still left little to the imagination.
She was worried about wearing it though, as she said her elbows looked odd in it - she thought they looked too knobbly. I told her. I said, "Your Highness, your elbows are as smooth and beautiful as the windshield of a 3-axis microlight."
She thought I was just flattering her, so I decided to prove it by licking her elbow and showing her the lack of abrasions or bruising.
After that she had the confidence to doll herself up and we had a splendid evening.
(Her Majesty was discussing her dress she was going to wear - a latex number that covered most things but still left little to the imagination.
She was worried about wearing it though, as she said her elbows looked odd in it - she thought they looked too knobbly. I told her. I said, "Your Highness, your elbows are as smooth and beautiful as the windshield of a 3-axis microlight."
She thought I was just flattering her, so I decided to prove it by licking her elbow and showing her the lack of abrasions or bruising.
After that she had the confidence to doll herself up and we had a splendid evening.
wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26,
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That's it. That's all there is to tell.I have no more stories of what the Queen and I got up to.
wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28,
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You may now officially announce that your brain is officially in danger of being stolen.By me.
EDIT: Inside Dentally, it's because of the comments like this, and associated thinking, that I love B3ta so much, even if I do get beaten up occasionally.
(EDIT: Inside Dentally, it's because of the comments like this, and associated thinking, that I love B3ta so much, even if I do get beaten up occasionally.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28,
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OFFAL ANNONCIMENTS!!My brain is in danger of...
Well, what he ↑ said.
wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:37,
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I need to see this in a visual format, definitely.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:29,
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your bloody highness!!!!*ignores
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31,
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MY, WHAT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMS YOU HAVE GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Just Flange,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:22,
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Check Out Number 9! Dirty Filthy Amazon!(
firstinch returns after about 10yrs,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:23,
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IF YOU MADE THIS A BIT SMALLERLIKE DOWN TO ABOUT 50kb, THE SEAMS PROBABLY WOULDN'T SHOW SO MUCH.
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:23,
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nicelyyou may care to have a quick look at this.
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
you can repost this image, once modified, with the aid of the edit tab back into this post.
doing so will endear you forever to the board kittens.
edit/ congratulations on some first class lurking, don't let the negative comments put you off posting again.
(www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
you can repost this image, once modified, with the aid of the edit tab back into this post.
doing so will endear you forever to the board kittens.
edit/ congratulations on some first class lurking, don't let the negative comments put you off posting again.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:42,
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well done sir, much better.
the kittens are happier.
reducing it's physical dimensions also helps a lot on the file size and as afinkawan, says, also has the advantage of hiding a multitude of sins, not that that's really an issue, but it's a trick hacks like me use.
again, thanks for making the effort.
(the kittens are happier.
reducing it's physical dimensions also helps a lot on the file size and as afinkawan, says, also has the advantage of hiding a multitude of sins, not that that's really an issue, but it's a trick hacks like me use.
again, thanks for making the effort.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:22,
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