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# those aren't legs under the hips
- they're 22ft long tentacles and the females of the species don't have breasts...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Exactly the kind of thinking
we need around here.

Don't be sucked in by the fact "she" looks vaguely like a woman, people! Remember, beneath that supple skin beats the eight-chambered heart of a alien beast!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# and 300 5 inch vibrating suckers
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# a alien beast with sexy tiem on it's mind
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Hear hear!
Doesn't anybody remember Sil?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# nope
what happened to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Her.
Watch 'Species' sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I might
I also might not...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)
# All I'm saying is
a good firm handshake is a UNIVERSAL way to say hello and that any Alient who doesn't bother to learn to speak English like it should do is work shy and probably Spanish...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# should it be
An alien beast
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:05, archived)
# YOU BOY
where's your homework... and why aren't you wearing your shorts like the rest of the class?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)