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# there are 4 people in the usa with my name....
bastards!!
i want it back!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Only 4?
I thought Ben was quite a common name?
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
# and my last name
and i'm the best Ben there is!*


*is actually the crappest.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# No you're not.
You're only the third crappest.

*adjusts confidence circuit*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Bah, pack it in
You're great and you fucking know it, so stop being so down on yourself
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# NEVER!
*mutters anti-ben slogans to self*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Oi
If you're gonna be anti-something-about-yourself, choose something other than the name. It's my name too, you git.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# it was mine first!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *stands beside your mum and nods solemnly*
*grounds*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# that is SO unfair!!!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# nah he's right
he is rubbish.

but hey, at least he's right about something!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# thank you.....



wait......
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# STOP THAT
If you're going to be down on yourself about something, start with that goatee.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Er....
Yours suits you!

*digs self out of hole*
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# =)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# eh?
i actually look better with it!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# if he's going down on himself, can i watch?
i've always been intrigued by flexible people
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Ha!
4 down, one to go. We're comin' after you, boy!

Stay right where you are, and come out to greet the nice helicopters when they land in your yard.
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# yard?
YARD?!
hahaha!!


you'll never take me!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# thats a good idea for a movie
They stole his identity, his life, even his name. Now Matt Damon is taking it back, one letter at a time...(contains explicit nudity)
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# So to begin with, is he called nothing?
is he called nothing?And then in the next film he's M.

Film three he's Ma.

I can already see this running into copyright problems with James Bond and then Tom and Jerry...
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# pfft!
Yer a loon!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)