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[challenge entry] ARGH FEKING WAKE UP FOOL!!!!!!!
img src=http://www.chipshopchips.com/b3ta/chejeremy2.jpg

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(overlordk, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:47, archived)
# I GIVE UP
BOLLOCKS
(overlordk, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# shhhhhh.
check the f.a.q.
it's quite simple really.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Okay: Copy and paste this into the body of the post, once you have optimised the image.
<a href="http://havingapoo.blogspot.com" title="Manley and his poo programme"><img alt="Manley is like a god to me" title="Manley is amazing" src="http://www.chipshopchips.com/b3ta/chejeremy2.jpg" /></a>
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha.
what are these nonsenses?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Test:
Manley is like a god to me

Yep, looks good to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# haha!
second time lucky.
you may delete at will.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# What are you blathering on about you fool?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Please don't give up
But also please don't post each attempt in a new thread, you can use the 'edit' button to fix previous posts. Making a new thread pushes other people's work off the board prematurely.

EDIT: What you have above is nearly right, just put < and > around it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I shall persevere later
got to do some spannering before i play
(overlordk, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Your image is too big anyway
F-
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# perhaps this time..... YAH BLOODY HOO
(overlordk, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# NOW IT IS TOO BIG!
SO I SHALL POST AN EVEN BIGGER FILE TO SHOOT YOU DOWN!!!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:00, archived)
# yeah yeah i get the idea !!!!
enough already :)
(overlordk, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# WE HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED YET!!!
*sticks pinky in corner of mouth*

MMMMMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:03, archived)
# <img src="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/56885/1192357247/chejeremy2copy.gif">

copy code above Edit original post and put this code where your last one was, make sure you delete all previous code.

[ed] and use B3ta's hosting it's free and they do all the work for you!

/re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Hello.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Alright mate
Any more light trickery today?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# No, not today.
Well maybe tonight.
I've got a lodger moving in so I'm spending today sorting their room out :(
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah
I got a busy day on myself, actually I gotta get out of here.

Sees ya later, I look forward to seeing more soon.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 12:05, archived)
# See you!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)
# that's the same thing only angrier.
so colder.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:48, archived)
# three strikes, you're out.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:49, archived)
# FUCK YOU COCKHOLE!!!
FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:51, archived)
# i find this response abrasive.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:52, archived)
# a sphincter says "how original"
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# how original.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:01, archived)
# regardless of my sphincterdom, it is now more original and not sarcastic.
therefore there's no need for you to insult me.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:14, archived)
# but if i didn't insult you it wouldn't be genuinely original
aaarrgrhhh paradox, git tha shotgun maw!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:20, archived)
# don't worry.
if it weren't for paradoxen, you probably wouldn't exist.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:30, archived)
# now i'm really confused
my name is of no consequence and i live in the water pipe
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Best edit ever:):):)!
genuine *ahem* LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# POOR FUCKING YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# who, me?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:56, archived)
# yes, you.
YOU ARE POOR KENNY!

POOR!

YOU CANT EVEN AFFORD EDUCATION!

or maybe somebody just had to bum the 3.y.o noob!
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:02, archived)
# man that vending machine sells heaven at three in the morning.
be right back.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:04, archived)
# BRING ME A PACKET OF CHIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:10, archived)
# fritos and cherry pepsi alright?
it was all i could afford.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Thankyou
nyomnyomnyomnyomnyomnyom
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 11:10, archived)
#
before you post again read this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
your image is 3 times the size we like them.
also, be a sweet and hit the delete button on the previous attempts.
edit/ nice image btw, you'll get the hang of it eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:54, archived)
# size matters
I shell rush off and flog my nads with brambles - I suspect this will please some of you
(overlordk, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:57, archived)
# -rubs thighs-
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:58, archived)
# damn, i just wrote a really witty response to your first post right before it was deleted.
b3ta.com/board/7702781
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha!
well deleted overlordk, a tidy board is a happy board, the next part of your mission is to resize the image, then use the edit button and stick it at the top of this thread where it rightfully belongs, then delete the huge version. ok you'll take the image below it with you but i reckon you'll be forgiven.
welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# and i have replied to your deleted thread
nice
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:06, archived)
#
*hovers finger over delete this message just to liven things up further.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:09, archived)
# and what if i delete the reply i made before your reply?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:12, archived)
# don't goad me
i'm feeling particularly reckless today.

the suspense of this thread is killing me, will he or won't he resize.
toady?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:16, archived)
# YOU WOULDN'T!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:13, archived)
# GOOD MORNING B3TA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Good morning
*goes to ballet*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# i'm hungry but i don't have any food or money so i drew this tasty, tasty pizza.
go ahead, check the filename! it's real!

rp/ac.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# You are
Penny Crayon AICMFP
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 11:21, archived)
# oh good.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 11:22, archived)
# top o' the mornin' to ya
and what a great sunday it is
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:24, archived)
# fuck you
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:22, archived)
# now this i can endorse.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:31, archived)
# CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORLD WITH HOVER BACON?
LALALALALALA.

I've had that stuck in my head since yesterday.

Now i shall go to work
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:25, archived)
# not surprising.
hover bacon is a very interesting prospect.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:27, archived)
# www.rathergood.com/bacon/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:32, archived)
# that's amazing.
i've missed joel's stuff lately, haven't seen much of it recently.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)
# You dropped these? ' < " " '
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 10:33, archived)