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(kna has forgotten everything., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# that's "Professor Goatse" for you
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# hehe, nice one
In other news, I have just 'marked' what has probably been the worst set of student assignments I've ever had the misfortune to read - utter, utter shite on the whole.
God it's depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# good evening TGA
did you mean 'armed'?

make moar sense!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# what do you teach?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Design Procedures in Construction, Design Principles and Application, Graphical Detailing and Construction Design and the Environment
as well as the odd bit of maths and structural analysis
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# ....sooooo.....architecture/civil engineering? maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# yup, that's the one :)
I do it freelance away from my own business, could never teach full time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# only a sucker would...





oops
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)
# What do you teach?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
#
SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Yay!

I used to smuggle bits of magnesium strip out of chemistry class ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)
# it's insane when i think about it sometimes
my official job title is "Director of Science" and am in charge of a stupid amount of people, am joint 7th in charge of a large high-school
and yet spend most of my time here :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)
# \0/
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I heard a story from my geography teacher a few years back
About a student who wrote an essay on how earthquakes were caused by "big ships making big waves that shake the world"

He dragged it out, even though he knew it was bollocks.

Those kinds of essays are at least entertaining because you KNOW they're kidding..

What was this one about then? =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I've had worse, I have had 2 separate student occassions where:
1.) on asked to produce a map of norwich, and identify key locations when considering upcoming development, have gone to google, searched for 'map of norwich' and have promptly printed out a map of Norwich, in the US, highlighted it, and drawn over it without realising it's the wrong feckin' continent, let alone, the wrong city...
Even down to highlighting the 'old indian burial ground' - I shit you not

2.) on producing an assignment for 'environmental design in construction' forgot to use spellcheck, and proudly stated...
'most releases of methane and other harmful gasses into the environment are caused by CFC's and ARSEHOLES (they meant 'aerosols')

Today's assignments have even been worse than that.

This one was very simple, they had to RESEARCH and give separate answers for the roles and repsonsibilities of various design team members, then they had to describe the RIBA plan of work, and give basic job descriptions for people like architects, technoogists, client, contractors, building surveyors etc etc, all routine stuff which we've done in class and they've been given comprehensive notes on up to a point, leading to their own research, yet they STILL don't discipline themselves in researching on their own and doing it.

They are SO gonna get a bollocking on Wednesday at 1pm...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Don't ever build on the old indian burying grounds
them's haunted

;)


/edit: pffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I have that particular piece photocopied and up on my desk at college :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# maybe he/she actually meant arseholes
...just couldnt spell sphincter
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I thought that too, what with the methane and everything, but not even a student would be silly enough to put that down deliberately
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)
# you read 'em?
you mean you don't just tick and move on?

sucker ;)`
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# generally, its down to reading the overview and adding the ticks, but this lot have taken unashamed idiocy to a new level
they're all 17/18/19 and I reckon a good 60%-70% as it stands will not last the year
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Do you require a giant rubber
FAIL stamp?

FAIL
FAIL
FAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL
Unmarked.
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I'd pay the extra and go for the extra letter...
SHITE
SHITE
SHITE
SHITE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# You are my Cybernetics lecturer
Although his marking was more "You are taking the piss!"

Which was fair. Harsh, but fair.
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# oooo
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sun 14 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)