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[challenge entry] Clarkson is simply 2 Fast 2 Furious...

Yorkshire Times
...avoid this film like you would avoid
unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite...

From the Inappropriate Actors challenge. See all 550 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Mon 15 Oct 2007, 8:52, archived)
# hahaha!!
aceness!
'NING MY PUMPKIN PIES!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 8:54, archived)
# 'Ning FUHL
Any more 'Day in the Life' to come?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# not this week...
the captains off.
and he has the photoshop skillzors.

plus we have to think of them too!!
and wait for the opportunity, ie, no boss!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Did you see that the last one came true?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# hahaha!!
yes!

i hope the next one doesn't come true...
we story boarded* it now we have to make the image

*thought of it whilst having a lunchtime pint
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# 'ning honey pot
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# 'ning Minky McStinky!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)
# 'ning
ivesby...Mc...erm...Cunty
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# hahaha!!
your powers are weak old man.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# if you destroy me i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:10, archived)
# thats a risk i'm willing to take!!
*fetches naplam*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:14, archived)
# *laughs at naplam*
twat
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:20, archived)
# 'Ning Surgeon
Long time no post
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 8:55, archived)
# 'ning
yes far too long
I've missed this place *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Mon 15 Oct 2007, 8:58, archived)
# a welcome return sir
*shackles to vacant hot desk*

here - you can have this workstation - now get typing!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# we've missed you too!!
*flicks elastic bands*
now i can't miss!
*twangs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)
# very nice indeed :)
we only need a James May post next to get the whole set.

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Woo for James May
And 'ning Archie
*smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 8:57, archived)
# 'ning m'lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:00, archived)
# You see it last night?
Laughed so hard I nearly died
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:01, archived)
# aye, it was a welcome break from the depressing day that was my sunday
/marking bloody student's assignments, and not a pass among 'em - grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:02, archived)
# are you a teacher?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)
# I'm a freelance sessional lecturer away from my business
sort of a side line..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:05, archived)
# ohh!
what subject do you lecture on?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# the associated 'despair' thread from last night answers that one ...
www.b3ta.com/board/7703318
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:11, archived)
# cool!
i'll remember you if i need any advice....
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Grrrr - and woo for the Top Gear Cure!
Cocking excellent as Captain Slow would say
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:06, archived)
# He is fast becoming a role model for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:07, archived)
# all you need is a porsche pipe!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:08, archived)
# 'ningles!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# 'ning fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:04, archived)
# That's a bit woo
Nicely done!

*unexpected early click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 8:59, archived)
# hahaha, woooo
and good enough for him too :p

'ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:03, archived)
# 'nings jecster!
how you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 9:09, archived)
# blimmin eck
woo ! the boards good this morning
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 15 Oct 2007, 10:48, archived)