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# cockney doctor part2
right with all the bumming ive opimized the first 2

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:53, archived)
# no no
have a wee look at the faq

then understand why this will result in a bumming
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)
# but it made me smile :(
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# bend over
I'm going to throw a jml sponge product at you

:D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I sure hope it's the WONDERSPONGE
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:57, archived)
# eek it is!
oh my god! it will absorb you in a single cleansing motion!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# So cheap
You can afford to buy two!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)
# you'll need to buy two
because the first one will break when it becomes wet
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ^this
i had to make a 3d animation for JML, They gave me an example product. it was a veggiepeeler that broke when i pressed on the blade.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Wow! What a feature!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:20, archived)
# could have injured the vegetables otherwise
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I quite prefere
The JML Amazing Rubber Wonderbroom! It can be used *virtually* anywhere!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# "so let me know what you think and if it goes well i will post others "
steady on, chap...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)
# "greendaychris"?
jeeesus
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Haha
Didn't see that =]
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:57, archived)
# ?
erm green day ????
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Crikey!
Bit soon for another installment!

I liked this, but you might want to cut back on the posting speed!

Better look up how to optimise your pictures as well before posting any more, they're getting better, but it's still above the 50k mark
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# learn how to optimise your pics
don't spam the board
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Can I make this really massive but under 50kb please?
/cheeky
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)
# It's funny
because he's a doctor
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# loving the last frame
I'd take a look at this though.

and this.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# ^ the first link is helpfull...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Why on earth wasn't that link purpled?!
That's quite strange..

Anyway *sings*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Cockney Doctor looks like Stavros ,innit peeps!
These are good.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# funny but too big
and don't clog the board either
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:00, archived)
# optimizing
yeah the first 2 are large forgot to optimize em before i posted but the rest are all alot smaller files:)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Dont keep posting one after the other
at least wait an hour between posts
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)
# or
put them in the same thread
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:04, archived)
# It might be wise to optimise the other files
Then reupload them (preferably not to photobucket) and edit your previous posts, as it will still slow the board for people who don't have the images cached yet.

You might want to try using either the b3ta hosting, or the cr3ation hosting (here)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
# xvaughanx, well done on the optomizing. :)
and welcome to b3ta.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:55, archived)
# ^this
Lovely job =D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique
but optimisation helps
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:07, archived)
# They should change the message to that
As less people seem to read the FAQ these days =[
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I'm liking these
top job xvaughanx
but do heed the words of wisdom from others. Pace yourself and watch out for file sizes otherwise it just gets unneccessarily hot in here ;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# ignore these people
post until you run out
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)
# fresh out the cover of Maxim i think
another one being

"You've been to collage!"

"pardon"

"youve got a diploma"

"eh?"

"melanoma, your going to die"

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# yay
under 50k :D

you're nearly there, and you've obviously found the edit button, so the thread deletion can be ignored (this time)
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(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)