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# Aww
Oh well
He's cool though :D
I made a V:

But I don't like it much.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I like it,
but it'll never get you special time with teh ladies... you should practice your poetry and dueling skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# obvioulsy I only recommend that you do both at the same time
when you very skilled at both... seducing a lady with poetry while figting off other suitors with a rapier is not easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hah!
fighting off rapier wielding ladies while attempting to seduce their suitors with poetry is more of a challenge.

Not that I've ever tried it. But it sounds trickier.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# men like a completely different genre of poetry
fewer flowers... more knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Ah Mr Haberman
Thank you for the sympathy woo earlier - quite made my day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Sir you do appear
to have affronted me
with your snear
and so to make amends
to a duel do I challenge

I take it that you fence?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I do not fence
And hence
*bang*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
you are win
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *blows smoke from gun*
*twirls around finger*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Steady - I'm already wrapped round there
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)
# argh
you got me
I do appear
to be quite shot
oi, do you hear?

I fear you dealt me a fatal shot

please don't forget the stew
I left in the pot

and now I die, and stagger off
is this blood I see?

*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I'll tend the stew
And tend to you
So do not die
Here, have some pie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# ooh
that one was less good

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# How dare you, you cad?
It wasn't half bad!
I demand satisfaction
Or a statement retraction!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# :D
that one was better again
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Sir,
your request to fence,
makes very good sense,
and so I duly accept,
I propose that we meet,
at the top of the street,
where the fecing equpitment is kept,

and so until dawn,
I bid you so long,
and hope that you get plenty of rest,
as I'm already in strife,
I'll be with your wife,
getting better acquainted.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Madam
I made it quite clear

A word in your ear

B & Q is now open

for my fence is all broken

I'll be there when I can

Off in search of a man

With hammer and nails

and a small set of scales

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Sir,
I spoke with your wife
who's concerned for your life,
and more for your kids and their schooling,
you neglected to mention,
the clause in your pension,
which expressly forbids you from dueling,

As this is the case,
I can no longer face,
you on the field of combat and glory,
I suggest that we might,
find a gentler fight,
which is a little less lethal and gory

(also - BOOM - straight from the top of the dome)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Scrabble?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I've heard you're a bit good at that
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# rubbish
Against b3tans

Played 15

Won 1

Lost 14
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# ... I thought I heard Trelly say you're crafty as hell at Scribble.
must have dreamt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# 'putting the rumours to the test'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)