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# is naked the best way to fight Orcs
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I was thinking this, also.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# The answer is yes.
Orks are dstracted by norks... thus making easier to killify them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# But what if they're gay?
HMM?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# It's not a seckshual thing with orks...
they think the nipples are big eyes staring at them... it's like a rabbit in the headlights kind of situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Ah, but what if the orc has bad eyesight?
Or the woman has had them removed due to breasticular cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Well, if the norks have been removed, then they're obviously not much use in a fight...
In this instance, traditional methods tend to work just fine.

If the ork has bad eyesight (as many do), this is not a problem, it is only from close range that a bare chest will work. It has also been known to work for well moobed men, like Victor Mature.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Well they are female
The ones in the pic that is, so in this case would help muchly
(Long time lurker, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# In the worlds of Fantasy......
....it's the ONLY way a woman can fight. If they try to don armour; the stuff just falls off.
(DMs are all male.....)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Hahha
Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# That's clearly just an excuse!
not that I'm complaining, that's a very sexy lady!

(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)