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# Orcs.....with norks

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# yay for orcs
needs more Snotlings
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Hooray snotlings....
I haven't heard them mentioned since I was 17.

No hit points at all I seem to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# *swing*
*splat*

all a chaos warrior has to do is sneeze* at them

*pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Oi, get out of my brain!
The next ADD character I thought of was a Chaos Warrior!. I'm now thinking of Paladins.

*reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# arf!...ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Needs more sporks
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Nicely...
Well done

* needs four more tits though *
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# at least

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# orks with norks!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# How anyone can concentrate in battle
with a naked laydee on show is beyond me!!
She will win every time!

Nicely done as per JJ.
BTW did you ever post the pics you drew on Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Yep.
Posted those on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Found 'em.
Braw!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# insufficient tits

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Aceness as ever sir.
I'll never understand how the simple process of putting lines on paper to resemble things manages to elude me so, while buggers like you are so damn talented at it....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# is naked the best way to fight Orcs
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I was thinking this, also.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# The answer is yes.
Orks are dstracted by norks... thus making easier to killify them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# But what if they're gay?
HMM?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# It's not a seckshual thing with orks...
they think the nipples are big eyes staring at them... it's like a rabbit in the headlights kind of situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Ah, but what if the orc has bad eyesight?
Or the woman has had them removed due to breasticular cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Well, if the norks have been removed, then they're obviously not much use in a fight...
In this instance, traditional methods tend to work just fine.

If the ork has bad eyesight (as many do), this is not a problem, it is only from close range that a bare chest will work. It has also been known to work for well moobed men, like Victor Mature.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Well they are female
The ones in the pic that is, so in this case would help muchly
(Long time lurker, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# In the worlds of Fantasy......
....it's the ONLY way a woman can fight. If they try to don armour; the stuff just falls off.
(DMs are all male.....)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Hahha
Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# That's clearly just an excuse!
not that I'm complaining, that's a very sexy lady!

(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# hmmm
Tesco Value Burger
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# is that the orc meat
or a reference to the quality of mimsy on display.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# the latter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Mimsy!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# need some sort of
"big red tick with VG next to it" system with your work
as I like it all and normally cant be bothered to type so much ;P
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# I see London, I smell farts
I see that girl's underparts!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# "..being a member of the Alliance...
..I find this highly insulting to our cause and our constant struggle to defeat the Horde onslaught.

Although she does kick ass."

woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Now beat them to death with the soggy end
...

Of the arm, people.
sheesg.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 1 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)