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# update!

Greetings, Comrades!
i bring you news from the front lines of our dear friend, Comrade Vlad.
on a recent trip to the local coffeehouse, Emily and i discovered that russians are
quite adept at knitting. who knew?

it also turns out he loves him some coffee...illustrated here:

and here:


also, vlad is a total pimp.

after spending FAR too much time giggling at the movie titles in the 'adult'
section of hastings, we have decided to use his sexyness to make a profit via
the porn industry.

any thoughts or suggestions on content and/or title would be greatly
appreciated as our big brainstorming session consisted
of 'he should be humping lots of things.'

thank you.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:45, archived)
# HE'S GOT A WHOLE LOTTA MOXIE
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:50, archived)
# LOLLZ
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:51, archived)
# Make a porno about the time I was singing at the Waco massacre and David Koresh wanked out of a window.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:50, archived)
# He needs a tricked out tractor.
Bounce and neon. A pimp's gotta stand out.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:55, archived)
# agreed.
plenty of tractors here to choose from.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:00, archived)
# I know a professor in kentucky who would love this forum.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:02, archived)
# there's a school in kentucky?!
who knew?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:09, archived)
# sputnik licks some chicks with dicks.
there's your title. need some pics?

good to see the little stuffed freak again.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:02, archived)
# He should rape Unlce Sam
and also some political opponents of Putin's.
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Your sweet you are...
All three of you, Comrade Vladimir and that coffee?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:05, archived)
# That's utterly lully!

He should be liberating the western world from the kapitalist aggressors!
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:31, archived)
# i like him
also, who is emily?
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)