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# they used to put ash in dog food
but they don't do it so much any more because we're all such affluent bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Effluent...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# not just now thanks
I'm still full of posh breakfast cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# dorset cereal company?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# that stuff is horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I like a bit of Dorset thatch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# you and your strange fetishes
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# i've not tried it as it is stupidsly expensive for breakfast.
the only time i spend is to buy top quality sausages, bacon and eggs.

you can't skimp on a proper cooked breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# oooh - no - good guess though...
what's that ither one who makes the bars and stuff too... Jordans, they do a 'Super Food' one and it's normally about £15, but it's £1.50 at the moment! Score
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Jordan's Super Food?
is it milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# no
she can't be milked - you'd get nothing but tar black bile from those.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# mmm extra black coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# plus bizarrely people now pick it up and take it home
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I thought I was the only one who did that...
Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# no me too
I pop em on the living room floor as part of my retro seventies decor
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Shagpile?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# on a friday night usually yeah
car keys in the bowl sweetheart, fancy a martini?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I thought it was that dogs used to crunch bones,
which made their poo white.
(Spui, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# possibly
although dogs still get bones... they're about the only thing that's allowed them any more... now that we've messed and abused our bovine and porcine cousins so much that their remains are potentially lethal. Eat the meat though - just don't go ANYWHERE NEAR anything which might be bone or brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# hello, what does your name refer to?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# A place in Amsterdam that I like the sound of. 'SCHPOW'
Also where we're spending Christmas in an apartment this year.
(Spui, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# i thought as much. spui!
it's not just in amsterdam, it's in a number of dutch cities in fact. i was kinda hoping you'd know what it roughly translates as. oh well.

useless fact #132


YOU MUST ATTEND MY BASH
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# QI blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# indeed
I have no idea if it's true or not, but it's what I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# In reality it's a guy that comes round from the council and spray paints them white.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
he must be very accurate...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# That's craftsmanship that is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# a craftsman?
working for the council?

Sus-Pish-Ous!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I emailled Straight Dope about it years ago...
they wrote back telling me it has to do with what bacteria break down the poo, and how long they're left to decompose without being cleared away. The researcher claimed he had loads of white dog poo all over his back yard.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# That's bollocks.
It's bones. My dog does white crap when he eats bones, and non-white when he doesn't.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# It's offal.
If you give them loads of marrow (bone marrow) then it'll sometimes occur, but it was the use of tripe which made it so prevalent.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# This is just wrong.
Tripe caused white poo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)