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# 'Ode to the Artist' - a rewrite in honour of the occasion
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# That's very rude, isn't it?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# It is the eighth rudest thing I have ever read.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Well, you're the second biggest monkey I've ever seen.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Is this true?

I'm a bit confused now. I never saw myself as a large monkey before now.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I'm glad you used legible text and not some shite fancy font
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
*high-fives*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Hello.


What words of wisdom have you for us today, SSS?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Don't ever try to quit smoking
It will make you feel like death and hate everything.

*grumps off*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Poor SSS.


But when you've stopped smoking for good we'll be able to legally marry!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Can we have a wedding cake in the shape of a cigarette?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Only if it can be stuffed with tea leaves
instead of tobacco.

teacake. yum.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# oh yes I did :)
'lo sis
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# *offers Prodge a neck massage*
come on dear, relax a little bit, have a cuppa.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# foot rub?
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *grimaces*
OK...

*rubs*

Hey! Webbed!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# *braw*

sssh my secret shame!!!
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Its OK
Your secret is safe with me.

*gets scalpel*
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)
# it sounds like you like it rough and dirty
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# You should see the bits I left out of the rewrite.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)