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# VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 3:46, archived)
# If I get all drunk at the hotel bar, then shit my sheets in the morning...
is it best if I...
a) throw them in the bin
b) bring them down to housekeeping and stuff them in the washer
c) leave them on the bed with a note saying the dog did it
d) throw them out the damn window with a 'yippy-o kay-ay, motherfuckers!'

sorry I don't know how to make a voting poll
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 3:50, archived)
# wear them on your way out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 3:51, archived)
# Put it in a ball
write "poop" on it.

That's that.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 3:56, archived)
# what sort of ball is big enough to fit a sheet in?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:07, archived)
# Soccerballs made entirely of sheets are not uncommon in poor countries.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# the jazzersise balls?
these really wierd story high, industrial balls my sister's boyfriend found in a random ass field? We have no idea what they're for but he decided to fill one of them with gasoline and almost blow himself up one day.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)
# INDUSTRIAL BALLS.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:37, archived)
# e)
sleep naked in the shower
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Smear it into the shape of a question mark.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)
# cr&, surely!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:03, archived)
# CRAMPERSAND.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:24, archived)
# (thank you - that was taking entirely too long)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Thank you all for your helpful advice.
I had to leave the bar early 'cuz the chick with the large chest that was talking about how 'giving' she was in the sack ended up blathering on and on about how I was breaking up her and her boyfriend (who had to call a cab to be taken home), and I was quite amazed at how quicky she went from shaggable to downright whingy in about half a pint.
Sad, really.

edit: Not that I'd've shagged her anyway. I'm a family man, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:08, archived)
# I know it goes against the grain, being sensible 'n that
being sensible 'n thatbut I suggest you clean up the mess yourself in the bath and leave the wet sheets on the bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:10, archived)
# Winnar!
'specially 'cuz they'd probably still show evidence.

Thank you, Ms. Pot. How art thee this fine evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:11, archived)
# It's not evening here
It's 06h13 so 'ning!

I am still debating whether I should go to bed or not or just skip a night's sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:14, archived)
# Where in the world are you? Minsk?
I vote for getting a quick nap in, then downing a few cups pot vat of coffee so you can greet the world with a twitchy smile!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)
# Cape Town
A quick nap will turn into a long sleep.

I have decided. Sod sleep I shall do that this evening but I shall drink coffee and twitch. Later I will post lots of rambling message shout at everyone then burst into tears.

5. Profit

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:20, archived)
# Yay! \o/
Like this evening at said bar, I will be sure to leave approx 1 minute before tears. Til then, it sounds like happyfuntimes!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)
# e) Roll around in your own waste and scream the themetune from button moon at the top of your lungs
then blame it all on a spoon related trauma when you were young.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:49, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:54, archived)
# Who do you serve?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# the people on table three
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:25, archived)
# I accept your invitation to vote.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 3:59, archived)
# Are you Ok, Gobby?
Gobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:12, archived)
# ONLY IF YOU VOTE
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:17, archived)
# I shall vote
you shall be OK and all will the right with the world on this lovely Friday.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:20, archived)
# You're in the future...
Will it be a happy Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)
# It's looking good so far

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)
# maybe he's just like my mother.
she's never satisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 6:25, archived)