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# you are a scary girl
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# holding, shouting and violating
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Fuck yeah, what's wrong with that?
In an idea world she'd do it whilst holding a gun/knife to my neck and telling me she was going to kill me after she was done anyway.

That'd be hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnddddd
breathe....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# You are the dead girl from The Number 23

(not sure if that's the right film)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I int seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# is that the new
fad
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# New?
People have been doing rape play for YEARS, kitten. It's almost mainstream bondage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# that was summer of 2000 for me
but it's when it gets mainstream that it gets dangerous.

www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=439310
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I think it's important to draw attention to the phrase
"So provided you employ the same common-sense precautions you'd use with any skin-piercing play, it's pretty safe to use [a surgical stapler]."

Because naturally we're all aware of the normal precautions to take with skin-piercing play. I mean, I do it daily. Obviously.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Mainstream bondage
Isn't that a bit of a contradiction in terms?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# hell no
Sigourney Weaver FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# it's not the sigourney weaver bit
but the holding, shouting and violating
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with not being twisted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# okay then
but if I get victimised because of my lifestyle choices I'll come looking for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# S'alright, you can come and live with me in my pub.
And if anyone nicks this I'll kill them- one day I shall have a pub called the Whip and Shackles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# good one
'I'm just popping up the whip 'n' shackles for a quick one...'

'... you coming to teh shackles tonight?'

it works for me. In both contexts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# '... have you seen the landlady in the shackles...?'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Yeah, she's fucking AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# *slaps*
I thought she told you never to look at her!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Aye, but she is me.
And I always look at me. Well, in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# okay then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# And people wouldn't order drinks.
They'd have what they were given, and fucking like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)