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# watch out space mouse!
he'll shoot first!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# THAT IS THE SHITTEST THING IN ALL THE STAR WARS MOVIES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# indeed, someone described the laser effect as "embarrassed"
as that's what it was, an embarrassed laser

:/

so sad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# it's the way he moves in 3 pieces like a shit animated Gif that does my head in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# indeed, one must say "OI! LUCAS!!! NOOOOOOOOO!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# It obviously could have been much better
and I liek to think Lucas said 'We're gonna do this!' and the animator he chose thought 'Oh fuck off Lucas, nobody will go for that.' and animated it with suitable care and attention.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# So which of us admits to animating it? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# It was m... HIM. IT WAS HIM!
*Points furtively*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I might have done it when I was drunk
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# i bet it was over 250K too, hamtoucher :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I feel your pain, brother
There is no excuse for changing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# han solo is a bad ass mofo
the "han shot first" demonstrated it

damn it!

but ah well, revisionism man, gets in everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# haha it even has its own wikipedia page
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_shot_first
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# photo evidence
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# \o/
oh yeah, he done gone fucked him up bad
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Class!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# no
christiansen in the final scene of jedi is

in fact, so shit it inspired one of the best cultural references in family guy
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# nah, that kinda works.
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# but thats all bollocks anyway*, so who cares

Qui Gon is the first to learn how to "come back" which he teaches to Yoda and Obi-Wan. At no point would Vader have been taught by Qui-Gon this trick so would never be able to come back, let alone wearing jedi Robes which he never wore as he was always in Padawan gear or his goth kit.

/Star Wars geek mode off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# that we pick the minutae out of this fantasy universe
on a friday evening, infront of our computers, on the internet, saddens me

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# this only occurred to me the other day when I caught the end of Jedi on telly
I don't think it's that sad, it's simply following a story and wondering why it's so massvely flawed yet loved by so many.

Lucas fucked up Episode 2 and 3 massiv ely by trying to please the fans. In doing so he skimped on the script that would actually make the whole thing fit together properly.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# oh yeah, it's been broadcast recently hasn't it
I missed it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Maybe the chosen one gets
a brucie bonus or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# yeah but it's star wars innit
we'll all still watch it and love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# bits of it

I'm not even sure I'm looking forward to the two tv series any more.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# i loved the clone wars cartoons though
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Are they gonna be prequels,
follow ups or set at around the same time as I-VI Mr Toastie?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# new tv series set in time between eps 3 and 4
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# ah haaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# this doesn't really count as mindpiss, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# the main one is gonna be set between III and IV
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# nowt wrong with our geek cards eh :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# hmmmm... maybe...
Jar Jar Binks anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)