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Fuck me, how are you so thin?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)

Youth?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

I think I'm younger than him.

And that many cakes would turn me into a sofa.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

This destroys my theory, then.

I think I'm older than both of you. I appear to still be able to buy children's clothes and fit them, though.

I appear to be doing it wrong.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

Are you a dwarf?

I don't know the proper word nowadays. I got told it was 'little person' but that seems MUCH more patronising to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

I'm only little in one department.

The obvious one. I am 5'9" and 10st. I was under the impression that this was fairly normal.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

They sell clothes for children that fit people who are 5ft9?

Where is this?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)

THE INTERNETS.

Small isn't small anymore, see. It's medium. Children's extra large is the new fella's small.

Well, it works for me.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)

Really?

Big Cook Little Cook t shirt, here I come!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

ignore him

Ask his mum if he's 'looking thin'.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)

Guaranteed positive response.

Along with 'Is his new girlfriend shit?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)

I'll field this one...

Yes, she is. She already has a boyfriend.

Oh dear.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)

top trump

'is he gay'

and yes he is. raging.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)

I thought that was more of a sister question?

Followed by inexplicable crying.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)

it was

but I like making you think that everyone in your immediate family thinks your a massive bummer with a bum fetish.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)

no,

i'm a frail old 27 year old... nearly 28!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

You are nearly out of the 'year of death' woods!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

Just don't go anywhere near shotguns.

Or heroin.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

Or vomit in the lungs.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

If you see lungs filled with vomit, do not approach.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

In case of vomit, smash lungs with axe.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

Please put that on a t shirt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

*puts*

^{Bah, if only.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

Easily done!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)

or autoasphyxiation

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

We were discussing that last night.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

only discussing? ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)

Yes, as it was me and Micto

And, whilst he may have got further with me than anyone else on the board, we're not quite at that level.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)

O_o

details!
*gets pen&paper*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)

Oh, he just grabbed my busters at the meet, that's all.

Nothing exciting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)

muuuuhhh

and here I was thinking.......

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)

ah, the year of death

i believe people even had a countdown clock going while doherty was 27

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

Ever optimistic...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)

I AM NOT THIN!!!

i'm the right weight for my height!

and probably because my internal workings are so damn good!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

Slim then. Not tubby.

Touchy.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

just messing cap'n!!
remember i usually have nothing all day until dinner...
thats probably half of it..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)

Oh that's bad for you,

If I were working with you I'd start making sandwiches for you every day. Used to do that with one of my old workmates who didn't eat anything that wasn't brown or yellow, tesco value and came from the freezer section.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)

and i would object, telling you not to spend your money on me!!

but thank you anyway!
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

so did he.

The good thing about me is I'll do as I bloody well please, and if you don't eat the sandwich I'll cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)

bulimia?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)