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# 'ning
anyone remember the flash thingamy that was a piss take of carmina burana? Posted on the site many death stars ago, Couple of mates and I were trying to find it.
(jambolio, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Fael.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# dey assess gud.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)
# EXPERTS IN FAILURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)
# i think that the number of friends one has on b3ta should correspond to a pink cock at the bottom of one's profile that grows depending on the number of friends one has accrued.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)
# why a pink cock?
i want one that is the same colour as me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)
# arsebiscuits
then we'll all submit our cock colors to an international database that will come up with an average color
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
# i bet it's green.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# probably a fair guess, cos of all the blue, overabused cocks and the yellow, untouched ones.
poor sods.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# why do they call it goneorhea if it's still infecting my cock?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)
# serious business.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)
# oh hai
happy realbirthday mr. hareperson.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:35, archived)
# *gropes*
 
why hello!

I like the new name.. just watched a bootleg of Grindhouse on the weekend, Planet Terror's big on the explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:52, archived)
# also, Tarantino really needs to expand his vocabulary beyond BITCH MOTHERUCKER THAT'S SOME TASY FUCKING BEVERAGE.
 
Deathproof was kind of a yawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:09, archived)
# BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:10, archived)
# MY GRANDFATHERS WERE BOTH MASONS.
 
GOATRIDING'S IN ME BLOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:11, archived)
# btw
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:30, archived)
# SNARN!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)
# there are buckets of snarn to be had with these ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:25, archived)
# No, but while you're here we should discuss serious issues.

(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:30, archived)
# heehee
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:35, archived)
# 'nong.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:35, archived)
# Doesn't ring a bell I'm afraid old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Yep I do
It was by Meak and I think I have the link somewhere. Hang on.


Edit:

www.fuggled.co.uk/choir.swf

I strongly suggest other B3tards look at this.
It won the "misheard lyrics" compo a few years ago (that I was lucky enough to judge) and it is very funny....
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)
# This
Was so fantastic, I shall delete my fail related post.

Without it, I would not have nearly died laughing in my kitchen at 3am =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:55, archived)
# I can never hear Carmina Burana now without singing along
Nicking footballs from gaylords hehehehehe.

That was one of the best compos ever and so difficult to judge as there were so many top entries.
The winner was easy though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:57, archived)
# That was the bit that nearly made me drop a knife on my foot.
I was emptying the dishwasher and not paying attention to what I was doing.

If I was mamed in a situation like this, it would be a fucking ace story.

"Well, I saw a a flashing picture of a choir with Carmina Burana playing, with the text 'Nicking footballs from gaylords'. Then I dropped a knife on my toe."
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:02, archived)
# bless your pants for reposting this.
it is grand, miss.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Yay!
Woops and alls, many thanks for that.
(jambolio, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)