Luckily I'm ready...
...for when the government drops its biometric database down the back of the sofa
A quick change and I'm away.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:02,
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A quick change and I'm away.
Isn't there some job
that wears away your fingerprints? It was something to do with pineapples, as I recall. That would bugger 'em right up.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:06,
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They'd probably
just execute you for not fitting their plan. But yes, I heard that about pineapples too. Sounds like one for Mythbusters!
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:07,
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ow ow ow ow ow
Actually, wouldn't superglue have the same effect?
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:08,
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There was a crim mastermind type...
who spent several months dipping his fingertips in acid so he'd have no prints... After the bandages came off, he discovered that the skin had grown back with the same prints.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:09,
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This is true
I'm sure I heard that on QI.
Also, koalas are the only animals with fingerprints similar to humans
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:09,
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Also, koalas are the only animals with fingerprints similar to humans
Working in plastic injection moulding got rid of mine!
They're back now though. You still leave sweat and stuff behind though.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:18,
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you're basically buggered now for a lot of crimes that require you to be around
have to make sure you don't drop any dna anywhere
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:20,
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Any job
where you continually handle coarse surfaces erodes your fingerprints, such as builders and working as a potter and suchlike.
This is why the Government's biometrical ID scheme is doomed; it has some basic assumptions that just aren't valid, such as that everybody has (unique) fingerprints, and that nobody wears contact lenses.
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Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:20,
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This is why the Government's biometrical ID scheme is doomed; it has some basic assumptions that just aren't valid, such as that everybody has (unique) fingerprints, and that nobody wears contact lenses.