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[challenge entry] Cockney kittens


First postage, I figured I couldn't go wrong with kittens and beer,

I probably have

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(Lilmixingod, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:02, archived)
# The one behind the bar
looks utterly shitfaced
(Mattyboy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Maybe it's becaaaause I'm a Landanaaaar
that I am such a....
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)
# maybe it's because
i'm a londoner...that i managed to spend over 80 quid this weekend. how did i manage that? aaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)
# 80 squid?!?
Been at the prostitutes again, have we?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)
# i can only assume so.
thinking on, it was nearer 90. plus 50 for trains. i'm never going to london again.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Hehe
come to London! You'll be ripped off and abused but fuck it, we've got loads of money!
(allegedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)
# blimey
that must be all those drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)
# i don't
know what you're on about.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)
# ah
that'll be the consequent short-term memory damage. I believe you get that, when you take drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)
# pfffft.
i just have naturally big pupils.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)
# yes.
It must've got very dark in that club really quite suddenly, and yet I never noticed. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)
# can't remember, eh?... eh?
dead giveaway. Been on the ketamine and Bollinger cocktails again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)
# that's the big smoke for you
I only spent 7 hours outside my flat this weekend and still spent over £80, you come to expect it after a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:14, archived)
# kittens love beer!
And I love kittens!

Muchos woo and yay to you, particularly for keeping the kitties small-scale - I very much like.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)
# how do they buy it?
they haven't got pockets to keep their change in...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)
# they can negotiate fantastically large tabs
because they're so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Even with
kitten barmen? Surely they'd be wise to that..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# you can't argue
with the power of cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Just
so long as they stand their round.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)
# they can also use Switch.
with the card attached to their collars. They do down my local anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)
# likewise
I love the way the barkitten is having to reach forward with his short little paw...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)
# that
is very nice, woo to you!
I would like to suggest that you could cut out half the pic and that would make it a little better but fantastic start. Better than my fist post by a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)