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[challenge entry] Tommy Tank

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(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)
# you
nobcheese
(milkboy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)
# woo to the pic and the reply.
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)
# That's my word
you word thief
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)
# your word?
how do you figure that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)
# My word is "albatros"
I live soley from the royalties.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)
# luckily
i got "albatross", which is why I'm so rich.

god, i need to stop being so picky
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:14, archived)
# I earn enough
from albatros to keep me happy.
I'm just glad there are people out there who don't know how to spell :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)
# fair point!
have you seen NTK's Google mispellings? A particular favorite of mine being this
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)
# No I made a mistake and deserve
to be mocked. :)
ntk is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Cause look


Look at the E!
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)
# bog off
smegma head
(milkboy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:19, archived)
# That's fine you can have that one
you cockbutter
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:22, archived)
# I see
Thomas the Tank Engine enjoys reading Little Annie Fanny, a comic strip created for Playboy magazine in the sixties by Harvey Kurtzman and Bill Elder, two Stalwarts of early Mad magazine and many other classic comics.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:12, archived)
# ...
yes
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)
# thank you
for supplying the only possible response to that statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I was just showing
off really, hoping to impress everyone with my knowledge of absolute bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)
# .
and speling
(milkboy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)
# mittens,
bove - mittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Bah.


*sob,sob,sob*

I can't help it, I really try to get it right.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)
# you
always surprise us with that.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Bah.

I don't know why I talk to you lot, I always get either sarcasm, nasty remarks or I'm picked up on my spelling!!


(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:26, archived)
# s
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m
i
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)
# because
NOBODY ELSE LIKES YOU, even as much as us, and we don't really like you either.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:28, archived)
# now
that is just not nice now is it.

say sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Hah!
I wrote a song for you!!

Thats bleedin bloody gratitude for ya!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:31, archived)
# hee hee hee!
Yeah. Terrybull aren't I. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)
# And I was up till 2 in the morning
singing and stuff so Stouffer could add to it.
Won't bother now.


*humph*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:34, archived)
# *kisses for bovine*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:35, archived)
# You won't get round me like that!



Bugger it, you have.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:37, archived)
# yay!
*hugs also*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:38, archived)
# *blush*
Aaaawwwwww, how easily I am swayed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:40, archived)
# comic
geek! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Its Pop Culture mate,
Pop Culture.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Yeah yeah!
geek
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Just 'cos
you didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:24, archived)
# I did... I did...
test me..
maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)
# any luck
with the music?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Ah yes,
I did the singing bit no trouble I'm just having trouble with the Harmonica bits.
Would it be easier for you if you had all the bits separate (as I've done woth the singing, a chorus and a verse) or as one long track?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:18, archived)
# do whatever's
easier for you, and i can just put it all together at my end, for i am l33t.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)
# OK,
I have problems pressing the play button on the stereo whislt pressing the record button the computer and at the same time blowing into my Harmonica!
I'll zip everything up and send it to you, it makes it easier for me cos I'm on dial-up.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:23, archived)
# okey dokey.
i think i'm going to add some hand claps. all songs are better with hand claps.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Yay!
Its going to be a musical extravaganza!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:27, archived)
# i honestly
can't wait. hurry bovine, hurry.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I'll have a blow tonight
when Kerry gets in the bath...if you know what I mean.

Edit: What I'll probably do is record the whole track and then you can pick the good bits out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:32, archived)
# eeh
cam I remix it?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:44, archived)
# I'm a l33t bit country, he's a l33t bit rock n roll
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:25, archived)