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# Who's the best animal? Pigs or Horses?
I asked Harry Hill and he reckons there's only one way to find out ...



Edit for horse-eye-glowingness
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Horses every time.
(Baron von Pinkenhoffer Not a robot but in disguise, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)
# just a little clue?
please!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
#
clue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# quiet you!!
or are you the baron!!
*grabs*
i've got him everyone!!
bring your hitting sticks!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# *brings*
*hits*

*sneaks away while everyone is distracted*
(Baron von Pinkenhoffer Not a robot but in disguise, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I was using mine to point at stuff
like that thing

*points*

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# don't use your hitting stick for pointing!!!
use your pointing stick!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I broke my pointing stick :(
I hit Freebs with it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)
# just go and sit in the corner.
i don't want to look at you anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# :(
*waits for Debbil with spanking stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# * hides in closet with video cam
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!!
you're in the closet!!


god, i want to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I've got hair in real life.
(Baron von Pinkenhoffer Not a robot but in disguise, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)
# hmmm...
not dixon then..
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# He had hair when I saw him. It was elsewhere on his face but he had it.
(Baron von Pinkenhoffer Not a robot but in disguise, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# DAD!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Billy? Is that you?
(Baron von Pinkenhoffer Not a robot but in disguise, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)
# hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Your horse's eyes aren't glowy enough.
but Woo!

edit: I stand sit corrected. His eyes are all aglow now!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Horse is a alien?
(Baron von Pinkenhoffer Not a robot but in disguise, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)
# but of course!
(you're no noob, either)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)
#
How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Much improved!
That gets a Yay! in addition to my previous Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Cheers.
You were absolutely right. I like it better now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# \o/
What's not to like? It's got bacon and glue!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Careful
He'll throw Horse Lightning.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I have just noticed this.
It very nearly escaped unspanged.

*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha!!
pigs!!
because they're so damned tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)
# pigs! because moo just doesnt sound right!
/r.i.p oink blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# anyone who's read Animal Farm knows the answer to this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# the porn industry?
oh..you said 'read'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Well, you can eat a pig (unless you're muslim or jewish) but you can't eat a horse (unless you're french)
but you can't ride a pig (unless you're a redneck) and you can ride a horse (unless you're Christopher Reeve).

So in answer to you're question, the best animal is the domestic cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)
# 'cuz you can eat one and ride one?
doesn't get...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)
# cats are the worst of ALL the pets.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# *GASP!* You can be so cruel when you're sober
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# So where do meerkats and ferrets enter the equation?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)
# You couldn't let it lie could you!?
You just HAD to mention meerkats and ferrets.

YOU WOULDN'T LET IT LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)