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[challenge entry] One day

i'll be better at this.
Need inspiration.
And wit.

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(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
#

*edit* I get it now, i didn't recognise the pick
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Carmen Electra = Vectra?????
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# i didn't recognise her
no if the pic had been semi stuck to another picture...........
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)
# magazines?
how quaint - you do know they have pron on the interweb now?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:02, archived)
# intermaweb?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# it's a place where a load of sad acts
waste their time.
oh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)
# headlamps?
BTW is that Angelie Almendare?
(Outsider, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# carmen
electra, vauxhall vectra?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# We
have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# that's
an Opel, though.

/Ped Ant
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# same thing innit?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# yup
'tis
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Similar
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)
# ok, if you're going to be pedantic
the only difference is the logo.
and the country you get them from.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I'm
only being finnickey 'cos me dynamically generated MovieClips're playing up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)
# try
injecting formaldehyde into them.
works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Nah
they're nested. I'd need a longer syringe.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Hows it go?
GM own Opel & Opel own Vauxhall...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)
# GM owns
both, and Holden in Australia, who markt the car under a different name to Vectra, and who fit kick-arse engines in them.

And they even get sold in the states as base-model Caddilacs!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)
# it's an irish car
which makes it an opel
innit
(I helped save b3ta! roboplege, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 18:19, archived)
# 's still a vectra
though i think
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Alas
Carmen rhymes with neither vauxhall nor Opel. So there. :p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)
# eh?
As long as it's not Morris Minor..
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)