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# Nothing at all clever or witty here, and prolly bindun
But fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I find this deeply offensive
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# me too
this image is clearly shopped.
*clicks*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I didn't know Jesus was Irish
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# T' be sure
he got drunk and abusive for our sins!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# since it's just gone off the bottom...


Yours scores rather higher on quality of execution (no pun intended) however.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# he's still alive!
*prepares burning tools*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Hi Mohammed
Lets go out and get lashed!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# My friend's little boy is called Musa
Moo for short.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# heh
My mate's son is called Omar - his nickname is 'Mullah'

His dad gave him it
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Haha!
You missed out Kylie.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# who are musa and ibrahim?
wouldn't the joke be better if it were buddha and shiva? Or am I missing the point?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Moses & Abraham
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I think they were prophets, too. Like Jesus (really!).
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# They're all prophets of Islam.
Yes; Jesus too. Second paragraph:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# If I was Jewish, my name would be Jared,
if I was Muslim I'd be Ibrahim... if I was Catholic my name would be Chris... but I'm an animist
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Bear Grylls?!
Is that you?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# nope
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# So you're called Wakko?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# no - isn't that the animaniacs?
... no - I have a secret name, only those who are brave dare to whisper it.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Exactly. Twas a joke.
I don't have a secret name. It's pretty awesome when you go to a meet and EVERYONE calls you Captain.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# yeah - that would be cool...
I set my sights a little low with this professorial stuff... hhmmmm
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Emperor UnderCover? Lord Most High Dictator-For-Life Undercover?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# something like that...
although it's a bit of a mouthfull... also - I think people would just continue to call me Prof... because you're all a sack of knobs.

:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Jessica Stevenson.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# excuse me?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# It's all going Denmark if you ask me
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)