b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Animal Suicides » Message 7826100

[challenge entry] Edited semi-w1k-crosspost for compo
OK, maybe it's not an intentional suicide. The poor thing just REALLY wanted that piece of cheese :(

From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 297 entries (closed)

(oilcorner, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# platties!!!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# plat platties
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# I had to look up
what platties are. I just called them goldfish, but apparently it's a different thing!
(oilcorner, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Indeed.
Goldfish are coldwater fish and members of the carp family and shouldn't really be kept in aquaria, where as Platties are livebearers from the same genus family as Guppies and are tropical fish that thrive and breed easily in a home aquarium.

/fishgeek.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# hello medical man
is it ok to take co-codamol with erythromycin?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# i've done it and i'm still here
have you got the invincible new flu, by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# no
i had to have my wisdom tooth, which had a root canal work on it, pulled out as it was infected
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# ow!
i've had 2 extractions due to infected abcesses in the last 3 months, i feel your pain! i'm just glad i was born with no wisdom teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# lucky in a way, it only started yesterday
i only had the pain for about 22 hours, but that was fucking more then enough. God that fucking hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# i had to deal with the last one for a week
as my dentist insisted i had sensitive teeth. i told him if he didn't do something, he'd have no teeth. i know an abcess when ifeel one!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Whisky
Best cure for everything, 100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# not if it's homebrew
then you just end up in hosptal with alcoholic poisoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# same family, not genus
 
/even bigger fishgeek
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# You are correct.
I always get family and genus mixed up.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# :)
species.wikimedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Astley free.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# oooh
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# aha!
Thank you sir. Since we're sharing interesting facts: 'platties' is the Dutch term for the type of lice you could find in human pubes. Just so you know.
(oilcorner, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# aww
lubbly jubbly!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# It does look
nicely enticing down there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)
# woooooo
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Ace =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# do you post on worth1000?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# yeah
sometimes for contests I can't resist the urge to crosspost..allthough I did change this one a little bit first
(oilcorner, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# I thought I'd seen it before :)

top work, you should post more
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Thank you!
I try to use worth1000 for making pretty pictures and b3ta for the humor, but in practice that means I don't post all that much on b3ta. I think I'm lacking in the humor department.
(oilcorner, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# a well made picture
can be much more entertaining than some humourous pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# that's true!
the best thing is to do both, but that's hard. takes creativity as well as skill. There's some people on this board that manage to do that almost on a daily basis. pretty impressive.
(oilcorner, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# There are lots of pretty picture on b3ta!
You should add more to the list =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# That's fantastic
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)