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[challenge entry] Shirley Bindun?
Or at least better...



(Edited - don't you hate realising you're wrong about thirty seconds after the rest of the world?)

From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 297 entries (closed)

(psd eats stuff. Often., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Awww
Why doesn't he just 'forget' the lube one night?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)
# im not entirely sure you saw the same rod hull as i did
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# The hands-free emu was very disturbing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# hello you!
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# .......i'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I'm intrigued,
would you mind demonstrating this?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# The whole
concept is disturbing.
A man lives in a flat with a hand puppet and his two best friends are children.
It's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure I'd disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I always though emos were, like, so emotional...
...mostly because they were fisted by Rod Hull for money.

Then I found out it was because they'd spent their pocket money on expensive eyeliner. Meh.
(psd eats stuff. Often., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha...
Something similar done on the "Where are they now" Kids TV thing... But woo anyhow!

EDIT: Another ludicrously literal series of BBC photographs/captions:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7114661.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# It did seem too obvious for this
...but then nobody had got there first. I really ought to get some new jokes though...
(psd eats stuff. Often., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# i bet he wants to watch itv
lolinator.com/lol/itv.com/
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# this is brilliant!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)