:(I love Giraffes too much to witness this!
*averts eyes*
(*averts eyes*
ClanSoul,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:18,
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its ok...no anime, the worst is left to your imagination
*worse*
(*worse*
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20,
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i choose to believe it is a giraffe skilled in the art of limbo
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22,
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I choose to picture him leaping the bridge, landing safely on the truck on the other side.At least, that is the plan... sadly, while in mid-air, the giraffe is struck by the solitary fast moving train in the country, and doesn't actually hit the ground until the train arrives at Waverly Road Station, several hours later.
(
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:23,
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But because the train was testing out the new safety features,the giraffe was caught on the new padding installed, and arrived safely having had a leisurely trip around the british countryside.
( ClanSoul,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:28,
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Safe but a little confused as to what had just happened...and why he was in Edinburgh...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32,
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Although, he did get the chance to meet a lovely scottish giraffe in the local zoo,so after trying to kill himself, things started to look up :)
The end.
(The end.
ClanSoul,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33,
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:(*cries*
But if he's dead, who will eat all our skin?
(But if he's dead, who will eat all our skin?
ClanSoul,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22,
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Zombie Transformers Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:24,
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i will...*grabs knife and fork*
mmm-mm!
(mmm-mm!
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33,
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They skin you with their teeth.YOur knife and forks are the tesco value alternative!
( ClanSoul,
Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:35,
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