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# Is this acceptable to Islam?


Edit: No bears were harmed in the making of this pearoast.
(empois, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:33, archived)
# thats some impressive
lurking ! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Hello Rev!
*manhugs*

You well?

I'll sort you out a photo over the weekend, m'kay?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Is the rev gonna make you look all nasty, like?
I was thinking at lunch how lucky Miss Prof is, you're a most lully man. Er, just saying, like.

Er, football, shagging birds, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Cor, you were thinking about me at lunch?
Yay! Maybe in another life, eh?

Er, yeah! Football and suchlike...

Don't let her hear you calling her Miss Prof! =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# 'They'
liked 20 pictures from your 9 messages.
This is impressive.
:@ ]
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# 40 lashes for thou!
Then a firing squad!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Wasn't Lil Mo off East-Enders?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *irons embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)
# clearly not
due to that sniper dot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# That's horrible
You can clean my screen off if you like
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# is that some new yoof slang that I am not familiar with?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I managed to hold it in that time.
Bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# *sips tea*
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Judging by the laser sight dot on the head, I'd guess not
Edit : Damn you, discomeats! *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)
# And you can help
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# What's the dot?
Is he cable-ready?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I'd better go before I choke to death
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)
# always a worry is suprise choking
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Although I actually prefer it to planned choking
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Do you usually plan your choking?
I mean, besides for "chicken choking" time.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# That's more of a spur of the moment thing with me...
...which is why I can't use public transport any more =)

Also:

www.b3ta.com/board/7832040
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Now why didn't I think of that?
We've got 20 of them at home.
My youngest kid named the meanest cock after himself.
We had one named General Sao, and I think there was a Kung Pao in there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Next time dad gets a chicken (He has a few and for *some reason* they keep dying)
I'm going to make him name it Choke.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# \o/
It'll be especially amusing if he asks you why and then doesn't understand when you explain =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# mmmn
Maybe I should repost this in the animal suicides compo!
(empois, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# There's only one place for you, infidel..
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Yup.... Looks that way...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# ...
(londoner, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)
# pfft!
probably not. We demand the baby be shot!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)