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# :(
(|, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Naughty
Mohammed.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# haha
Just reading the latest on the Sudanese muslims saying the teacher should be shot/executed/hacked to death, etc.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

edit: and on top of that, the pope is spouting complete and unadulterated utter shite again I see

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article2977564.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# It's an impoverished third world country in an implacable civil war
not helped by injections of cash from an oil rich Saudi Arabia with it's intolerant brand of Islam, which does stuff like radicalize the desperate and impoverished?

At a guess; it is sickening to behold though, granted

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# That's alright then.
Funny how things are so much less frightening once they're explained.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Actually I find sharing the soil of this planet with such religious spastics repugnant
but there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# this ^
i mean what happened to peace and love ?
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# religion turns people into extremist mosters
raaaarrgh
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
#
turns people in to gives people an excuse to be
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# very true
if the world was atheist there would be no war, apart from maybe greedy peoples who wants the oil
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# And the homophobes, the mysoginists, the social darwinists, the feminists
the nationalists, the builders, the bakers, the candlestick makers, trekkies...

Gorram ists.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ah well,
better prepare for WW3 then...
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Prepare? Nah
We'll all just look surprised when the shit everyone seems to like tossing finds a set of rotating blades.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# And ideological conflicts
such as communism.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Funnily enough I met a real-life Stalinist last year
I didn't think people existed who actually believed in that maniac but apparently they do. He wasn't Russian, of course, nobody in Russia fondly remembers the Stalin era but he insists it was glorious and Stalin was a 'strong leader' (casually refusing to ignore the 12 million dead eastern Europeans.) He's from Liverpool though which explains a lot.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# oi i'm from liverpool,
don't see me looking like super mario and telling russia what to do
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Ah! But are you any good at getting sticks?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# what?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Joseph Stalin is no help at getting sticks
this was discovered by a friend who owns a pink Stalin t-shirt. She felt very let down because she bases all her life on the works of Joseph Stalin.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# communism was a good idea,
but in the long run it would never work
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
#
a good idea a footnote in the long, long search only to realise, "well, shit... man governing man really doesn't work, does it?"

I may be very cynical. /goes to listen to happy music
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# whereas catholicism
that was all just flowers & kittens the whole way through
no inquisition or burnings there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# He hasn't got the balls to attack Islam
So he's having a go at a safe target
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# bah.
take that, joseph:

right. *goes off to watch hignfy*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# hahah
Have fun with this 'hignfy' you speak of.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# haha!
I'd sooner eat that rather than an actual KFC 'burger'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Gah, I really wish I could get BBC1 in this shitty town
I loves HIGNFY. Oh well, at least I get BBC2 so I can catch QI in an hour.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# what IS hignfy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Have I got news for you
If you're not from the UK I'll explain: It's a panel based news quiz/comedy with two regular panelists, the editor of Private Eye magazine Ian Hislop and comedian Paul Merton along with two guest panelists and since the regular host was fired a few years back a celebrity guest host/quizmaster. It has a long history of upsetting lawyers for saying things most shows really don't have the balls to and has been producing some absolutely top level comedy since it started waaaaaaaaaaaay back in the early 90s. It's in something like its 33rd series and is still brilliantly funny.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Ah ta.
Yes I know Have I Got News For You - just couldn't figure it out :)

By the way, your "shit out my teeth" comment up there ^ made me laugh Sprite all over my shirt. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# 'rages'
it did amuse me how they are advertising 'amusing religious toys' in parallel to that article
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha, that's hilarious
and utterly, utterly ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# make more sense, little pope!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# :)

sorry for (file)size
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Quick cock work
*impressed*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# *hopes this appears on stats*
nice bear
nice surgery
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# The best three are riverghost, Ttssattsr and Valin
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Thanks.
I just had to explain to a guy I was on the phone to why I was laughing.

He hung up.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
#


EDIT: I blended him for ya:)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Hahaha
TELL THEM TED!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# :-|
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Fuck me, this is brilliant.
Are these photoshop arts, or traditional materials?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# that is rather lovely
i'm guessing it was done computerly, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Tis photoshop
With no sauces
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Tis absolutely marvellous
Loved your robots too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Thanks
they're done in greyscale, and then have colour adjustment layers masked over to colour them in, it makes it easy like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# You are skill, Bloop
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# You did a whole series of these
Why aren't they in your profile? Brilliant bit of work.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# ta, not profiled, I'll see if I can find some more


The rest weren't that good really, I think I made them all in the same night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Please do
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# that's great
i really like this sort of stuff of yours
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)