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# speed waiting
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Of COURSE!
Absolutely fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:20, archived)
# That reminds me of an Alan Davis stand up one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Pray tell us, oh riverest of ghosts!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:27, archived)
# ^this indeed
also 'ning.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:30, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
# You'll just have to get this...
One of the funniest stand ups in a decade or two

*adopts a mock ice scating stance* 'Linguini, Linguini, Linguini, cannolonni, mmmmmm.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I like the reviews on there
'Alan manages to take everyday things and make them funny, such as (...) bungee jumping (...)'

If that's not a slight stretching of the term 'everyday' then I don't know what is.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)
#
another one

But if you know Alan Davis's stuff the bungee skit is legendry!

for some reason the first one didn't post but here it is....


www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVMX54Vdeto
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)
# the one i remember him doing for years
when he started out was the "huge great big dad pants" one
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I saw him on a travel programme, and thought he was hillarious so sent lookingfor this stuff, this was years before his Creak stuff. I'm glad that Stephen Fry has taken him under his wign was I think he really has talent.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)
# I think Fry had corrective surgery to remove his wign.
.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:14, archived)
# it was actually a wigeon he had eaten at a posh dinner
it got stuck in his throat
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Anything is funny if it has the line
'There go mi tits!'

in it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Fast service!
/goes for a quick drink
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Hooray!
*clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:28, archived)
# pffffttt.....

I C E !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Is it just me,
or is anyone else getting the feeling that you like AT-ATs?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Who doesn't?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)
# ^this
best of all the metal animals
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:33, archived)
# ^this^
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪ i love AT-AT's, best of all... ♫♪♫♪♫♪
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)
# The animals!
I know this one! :D
/special ^^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)
#
I love zebras
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:49, archived)
#
I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:08, archived)
# In-fucking-deed!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)
# nah
- i fuckin hate em
what is the html code for sarcasm?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:34, archived)
# <sarcasm>This should work</sarcasm>
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)
# heh
thats class
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Hahahaha,
sooper :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)
# i was unable to control my face due to it laughing
for about 10 seconds there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:44, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)
# ACE
this is what it's all about
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 22:21, archived)