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[challenge entry] Santa's got a present for you.....

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(LazyBastard, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Does he hack through the door with a toy train? =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:31, archived)
# No
with a dead baby.

It was alive for the first 3 hits.
(waxdart hello., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:33, archived)
# thankyou.
I think that makes only two of us.
(waxdart hello., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)
# reminds me of my childhood
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:32, archived)
# all work and no mince pies makes Santa a dull boy
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:35, archived)
# That's not Santa Mummy!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:37, archived)
# he's going to eat your face off....
EDIT!!
the cock is gone!!
praise be the mods!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Most guys aren't happy at all when they discover the cock is gone
You're one in a million, Ivesb.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:50, archived)
# i wouldn't really notice.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Been out in the pool, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ummm....
yes, yes i have...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hooray the happy version,
jack st.nick claus son, ho ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)
# REEEEEEEED HAAAAAAAAAT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 15:42, archived)