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# Crouching Tiger, Hidden Goatse
I hate my professor. He wanted us to draw something 'irrational.' He'll see the odd shadow. Everyone else shall see something more sinister.

(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:42, archived)
# this is not art!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# and i should know!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# what's that done in?
Charcoal?

Conte? (I think thats what its called... kinda like a crayon)
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# mechanical pencil
in 20 minutes. I refuse to put in effort.
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
# WATCH WHO YOU'RE CALLING A CONTE.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
#

CALL HIM CONTEH AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Do a google image search for snooker cue.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# hahaha oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
# like this?
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=+snooker+cue
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:47, archived)
# NO, LIKE THIS:
deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:50, archived)
# Fucking ace!
Gives me something to do tonight =]

Thanks for this!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:12, archived)
# Why would anyone DO that?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:51, archived)
# I imagine that some sort of bullying was involved.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:54, archived)
# LEMME STICKIT INYA, GO ON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:57, archived)
# OH NO, I'M GONNA GET GROUNDED FOR THIS
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:58, archived)
# HEY, THAT PASSES FOR FOREPLAY IN TASMANIA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:01, archived)
# I MUST HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:02, archived)
# *tries to think of new zealandian fore play*
boil 'em, mass 'em, stick 'em in a stew?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:28, archived)
# HELLO, HANDSOME
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=daxhMvnJJ_k
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:37, archived)
# How much am I going to regret this?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:58, archived)
# Half a goatse
if a goatse is considered a unit of regret.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:00, archived)
# That was a fair estimate
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 4:26, archived)
# THIS IS PRETTY GOOD
IS THAT A RING?
ARE YOU AN ARTIST TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:47, archived)
# NEVER FORGET THE RING
NEVER FORGET THE COCKLAPS
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Googles "cockflaps
Oh my bad
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 3:57, archived)
# why does no-one ever draw a different billiard ball?
archeologists of the future are going to assume we were obsessed with eights.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:40, archived)