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# Wonderful.
Just as are the others. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# This collection
is an untimely treasure ! Pure class !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# you are gonna have to
hope she brings you a bigger house on the next visit. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# 12 bummers bumming
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# is this a private party or
can we all come?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# someone
needs to get to the bottom of this
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Well I certainly can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I am falling
behind with this
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# would be
an uphill gardener's struggle if you ask me.

oh and ning fella. HNY. ( belated )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# ning
happieth newest year to you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I would join in with this
but it's not how I was reared
(Pob mk2, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I'm afraid you'll have to like it or rump it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# *slaps head*
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Do you like Dickins?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# It's good crack
or so I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# *smoosh* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# oh my!
Hello, how's my favourite ex-pat? Happy Birthday ( belated ) to you hunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Thanks
I am well thanks.
Hoping to shift my lazy arse to bed soon.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I'm smashing girl.
I am however as I just mentioned above dying with man flu but using it as an excuse to overdose on codeine phosphate and wine. I feel quite good at the moment but then I am spending too much time out of my body ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# kinell
lend us a quid prodg?
(Pob mk2, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# :*(


you don't even know how unfunny that is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# offer cartoon commissions
of b3tards for a couple of quid via paypal. Yes it will make you a whore but you will be in good company and could buy a kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# or...the super secret
www2.printshop.co.uk/Prodigy69/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# do these things make much money?
*serious question
(Pob mk2, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# who knows...this is the first time I've posted the link ;)


it's the same peeps who make the b3ta t-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I checked your website just the other day to see if the T Shirts were available
and nothing.
You must have added them recently.

I am going to buy one but I have to decide which one and that will take a while!
*chuffed*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I'm trying to make a flash site...stay tuned :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I love all your designs
but as with a lot of those things I dislike the tat they put them on.
I'd much prefer you to compile a book.
www.lulu.com/uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# was going to do the book of wisps...not sure yet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# oh do, do.
I'll even help with werds and stuff which I'm gud at.


( I am writing a book myself, soonish to be published with Lulu. I shall be commissioning a cover artist unless I get the muse to force me to do it. Standard science fantasy fare and 3 years in the fiddling about with )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# hmmm I'll keep that in mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I do matey believe me
you aint on your own
(Pob mk2, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# fantastic
I love em all
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:40, archived)
# superb
:)
(Pob mk2, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# :(
I guess it's good, dude
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# these are superb!
In my drunken state this occurs to me. The song never mentions that the person stops giving the receiver the other shite in retrospect each day. Which means that the actual number of each gift would be described (crudely) with the equation f of n = n(12-(n-1))

So on the last day you have:
12 partridges
22 turtle doves
30 French Hens
36 Calling Birds
40 Gold Rings (winnar!)
42 Geese
42 Swans
40 Maids (woohoo!)
36 Ladies (now we're talking)
30 Lords
22 Pipers
12 Drummers on the last day

Which is a nice bell curve distribution. But where to put all the bloody birds and musicians.
At least you can release the lords onto the wilds of Hampstead Heath.

/failed maths blog


(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# well done sir
although i think i have heard a riddle where the question is how many x does the true love send, so your hypothesis is not as original as the beer may think
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# damn you beer!!!
sends back nobel prize
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)