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# CRABNET™ sports range.

The CRABNET™ catalogue:
Crababs
CRABNET™ NETS
The original CRABNET
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Crab crab crab crab crab :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Now that's what I call pincer movement
Zoom! Spin! Whoosh!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:07, archived)
# yoyoyo
dat crab is fly!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I was the best at yo-yos in my whole school.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# fuck ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# All these wonderful ways to get crabs!
Crabs are indeed the future! [cue patriotic marching band sample]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# oh my.
i may possibly love you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Love me more, you mean.
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# oooo!
get you, mr. big head!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# You regularly profess your undying love for me.
I'm not being big headed, you just tell me every evening how amazing I am.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# it makes a change from telling myself
if you're so great, where were you last night when i almost suffered houserape?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# he was in the pantry with the vid-cam
seriously, though - You okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# yep
stupid fecker made so much noise, i heard him and he did a runner. all i saw was legs going over the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Ick
Whereabouts do you live again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# liverpool
to be expected, really. there's 3 smackheads to every pensioner round here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Which area?
Please don't say Edge Lane or Smith Street, or I'll have to cry on your behalf.
Don't worry, I'll send in the Martians to get the naughty person!
www.b3ta.com/board/7912641
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# seaforth
technically, it's in sefton, but it's still counted as liverpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Crikey!
What a dick =[
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# i'd left one side of the window unlocked
it has 2 locks but, if only one is locked, that window would still need a crowbar to get open.
or a brick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# You need a guard dog
I can act like one.

edit: mostly I can act like the part where it humps your leg mercilessly until you turn the hose on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:25, archived)
# i was amazed at the cat
she was standing on the arm of the couch, back arched, spitting and hissing at the window!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Cats are good that way.
Did the kitty tip you off?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Usually
The only way a kitty will tip you off, is to tip you off the comfy chair because it wants a nap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:38, archived)
# no
the loud shaking of the window and muffled thumping was what woke me up. as a result, i've had 2 hours of sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)