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# CRABNET™ sports range.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Crab crab crab crab crab :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Now that's what I call pincer movement
Zoom! Spin! Whoosh!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:07, archived)
# yoyoyo
dat crab is fly!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I was the best at yo-yos in my whole school.
FACT
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# fuck ace!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# All these wonderful ways to get crabs!
Crabs are indeed the future! [cue patriotic marching band sample]
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# oh my.
i may possibly love you now.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Love me more, you mean.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# oooo!
get you, mr. big head!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# You regularly profess your undying love for me.
I'm not being big headed, you just tell me every evening how amazing I am.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# it makes a change from telling myself
if you're so great, where were you last night when i almost suffered houserape?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# he was in the pantry with the vid-cam
seriously, though - You okay?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# yep
stupid fecker made so much noise, i heard him and he did a runner. all i saw was legs going over the wall.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Ick
Whereabouts do you live again?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# liverpool
to be expected, really. there's 3 smackheads to every pensioner round here
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Which area?
Please don't say Edge Lane or Smith Street, or I'll have to cry on your behalf.
Don't worry, I'll send in the Martians to get the naughty person!
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(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# seaforth
technically, it's in sefton, but it's still counted as liverpool.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Crikey!
What a dick =[
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# i'd left one side of the window unlocked
it has 2 locks but, if only one is locked, that window would still need a crowbar to get open.
or a brick.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# You need a guard dog
I can act like one.

edit: mostly I can act like the part where it humps your leg mercilessly until you turn the hose on it.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:25, archived)
# i was amazed at the cat
she was standing on the arm of the couch, back arched, spitting and hissing at the window!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Cats are good that way.
Did the kitty tip you off?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Usually
The only way a kitty will tip you off, is to tip you off the comfy chair because it wants a nap.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:38, archived)
# no
the loud shaking of the window and muffled thumping was what woke me up. as a result, i've had 2 hours of sleep.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)