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[challenge entry] imagine my distress!

What a coincidence! Its compofied!

From the Crabs! challenge. See all 477 entries (closed)

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# did that drop out of you?!
or make it's way up the u bend?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# christ!
what did you eat?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# someone fitted a toilet to your aquarium?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Yipes!
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Just give it the toilet paper and hope it goes away.
woo
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# haha
that was a long time childhood fear. Though I was afraid a shark or a big snake or that guy from the X Files.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I was always worried about spiders coming out of there.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Out of your arse?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Well I wasn't before, but now you mention it...
*fears*
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Are those blue circles nipples?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# *milks*

Yeah, sort of....
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# My toilet has been blocked since new years
despite several gallons of sulphuric acid being poured down it.

Perhaps one of these is blocking it.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# There might be an elephant hiding down there
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# An interesting possibility
are elephants immune to acid attacks then?

I shall push down a mouse on the end of a stick.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)