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# OH MY GOD! HAVE YOU SEEN TODAYS PAPER?
ANOTHER GIRL HAS GONE MISSING!



What about the other thousands between Maddie and this one Mr Newspaper man?
Who the fuck picks what to report and what not to? that's what I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# The people that buy the papers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# People buy them?
I thought they were left in piles in shops for people to glance at while they're buying a Mint Aero
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ^ this
/replace 'Mint aero' with 'twirl'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Slow news day
Plus cute blonde caucasian kid, mysterious circumstances, "respectable" professional parents who make a big fuss, and the opportunity for tabloidish moral outrage over paedophiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# A little black boy went missing at the same time as Madeline.
But then he's not blonde and white, and the child of two rich people, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Nobody wants to read about that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Isn't it still one kid goes missing every 5 minutes in this country?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Something like that.
I'm just going to keep mine on the umbilicus till they're 18.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# chains round their necks, it's the only way
that and surgically attaching bells to each of their limbs so that you know when they've moved without you seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# You're choc-full of good ideas.
You're like a picnic bar of possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Someone should really keep an eye on that one kid
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Gary Coleman will show up safe and well.
I know he will!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# What you talkin
about, Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# A committee of Media Moguls who strive to control our very thoughts are the ones who decide.
FEAR THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)