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# Is it the African or Asian elephants that have 36 legs?
I can never remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Afro-Jewish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# nah!
you're thinking of the antartic elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# That's it!
How's you, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# i'm not too bad me old mucker!
you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# * sigh *
To summarize, the Pinewood Derby car I built myself for the Scouts' races this weekend looks a lot better than my new used truck does after my lovely young bride smacked it with her behemoth of a vehicle last night.

Other than that, I'm great.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oh shite!
that didn't take long,
who's fault was it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Hers really.
She backed into it without looking. It looks a lot worse than it is. In the scheme of things, the engine is fine, the lights are fine, the hood is pushed in maybe 1/4" but the latches still hold...

So really, just the grille needs replacing. And I may get lucky and find one at the boneyard.

My vehicles

On the other hand, I like my chances for raceday Saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ouch!
is that radio controlled or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# No, it's a 4-cylinder gas engine I control from the driver's seat.
Oh, you mean the model? No, that's just gravity-driven down a ramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# antarctic
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# *slips*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# ouch!!
take it easy!!
i don't go until 4.30!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# genetically modified african
they're bred specifically to cater for the safari market, you only need two or three per game park to keep all of the tourists/bbc film crews happy.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# So they're basically the limousines of the Serengeti Plains?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)