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[challenge entry] so just how wide is this page?

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(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:40, archived)
# just wide enough!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# not quite
just as well i used the smallest version.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# sausage elephant?
or some millipede with a deformity
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Have you heard the one about the elephant with 36 legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# MILLIPHANT!

ELEPEDE!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Lol
It takes 3 months to digest one meal

EDIT: He's so big his head's on earth and his bum's on mars!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# oooh...
30 million mile heffalump!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] That's a whole lotta 'phant
BTW, further to someone mentioning it down there...

Very easy to make with Alien Skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Crab is an Alien!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Blingin'
As they say. WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# oo vere nice
my chimney is 44' long
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# this is pretty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Craaab nebulaaaaaaaaaaaah!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Lovely!
Far better than I could possibly have done.

I was thinking about a doctor commenting on someone's extraterrestrial std's, but thought that would be a bit shit.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Then get alien skin
Really. 5 mins, 2 source pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Yes, I really do need to get some proper image editing software
although even if I had I sincerely doubt I could have put together anything this nice.
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Is it the African or Asian elephants that have 36 legs?
I can never remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Afro-Jewish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *snort*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# nah!
you're thinking of the antartic elephants.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# That's it!
How's you, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# i'm not too bad me old mucker!
you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# * sigh *
To summarize, the Pinewood Derby car I built myself for the Scouts' races this weekend looks a lot better than my new used truck does after my lovely young bride smacked it with her behemoth of a vehicle last night.

Other than that, I'm great.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# oh shite!
that didn't take long,
who's fault was it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Hers really.
She backed into it without looking. It looks a lot worse than it is. In the scheme of things, the engine is fine, the lights are fine, the hood is pushed in maybe 1/4" but the latches still hold...

So really, just the grille needs replacing. And I may get lucky and find one at the boneyard.

My vehicles

On the other hand, I like my chances for raceday Saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ouch!
is that radio controlled or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# No, it's a 4-cylinder gas engine I control from the driver's seat.
Oh, you mean the model? No, that's just gravity-driven down a ramp.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# antarctic
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# *slips*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# ouch!!
take it easy!!
i don't go until 4.30!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# genetically modified african
they're bred specifically to cater for the safari market, you only need two or three per game park to keep all of the tourists/bbc film crews happy.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# So they're basically the limousines of the Serengeti Plains?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# but which contains the True Stomach?
/geeky nerd (yet failed) blog
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I'd hate to give him his pedicure

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# If it was young, would that be a Paedocure?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I'll give you a paedocure in a minute if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# / is clumsy on purpose
la la la!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *cures*

*in the FUCK*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# / wimpers
/ curls up in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# There there

all better now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Where's my lollipop?
Give me my lollipop or I go straight to mommy!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I bet you can hear the parps
in another country.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)