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# One of the few birds that feeds on Bamboo and has BIG POINTY TEETH!

The pandabird is rarely seen in the bamboo forests of China, as its eggs are popular in Chinese medicine.
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# Do these eggs give you a B|gG3r P3n|Zzz?

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# Only when stirred with a tiger's teeth and some endangered whale foetus bone
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *gasps*
you a portsmouth lad?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# After a fashion, yes.
I live here, but I'm not a lerkal, I'm a stoodunt.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# i live in fareham and work at QA
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I work at the North Harbour TESCO
and study at the uni (duh).
I'm looking to get some sort of work at QA over the summer though.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# RUN!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
give me a shout if you start here!
i'll show the 'ropes'....
*leers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I just want an extra foot in the door
Cos I'm studying to be a BMS, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# really?!
i'm applying to do the BMS this year!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# O RLY?
Were you a lowly ATO then?
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i am an ato but in another department.
i'm keeping my eyes peeled for anything that crops up in pathology.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I was an ATO in Histopathology
It was great but I felt like I was able for more. I highly recommend the BMS course at Pompey though.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# thanks matey!
i need to get my current boss to let me have day release and i'm poor enough i shouldn't have to pay for it...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# That is a challenge
I wanted the NHS to pay me to do it, but I don't think they had the money for me.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# bastards!!
didn't they have a whip 'round for you?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:11, archived)
# The trust wasn't in the black til after I'd applied for my degree
My own stupid fault really.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:15, archived)
# well you will use trust money to fuel your habits.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:19, archived)
# You have a port hosp email address
are you already working in the NHS? Hello, by the way

EDIT: MMMNRRRGH
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# i am.
i work in clinical engineering.
why?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# top grooming.
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# *leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# kisses

Click for bigger (348KB)
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# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# That's very lovely indeed
I am in awe, and very envious, of your talent.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# what talent?
a few friskets and a wash with the pixel brush? Piece of piss and much overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Oh, I see
I thought you;d done a vector or sommat.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# oh no.
never was a vector nor ever will be. generated in photoshop by colouring selections ( as most of b3ta's "vectors" are ) This technique is known as cell shading and the selections are called friskets but the world and his brother think they know what a vector image is these days and sadly get it wrong 99% of the time.
Not a path created in this image though.


Click for bigger (110KB) Cell shading




Click for bigger (137KB)Vector.

Two very different animals.
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# Ooh, nice
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# Noice!
kiss me!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *smooches*
*touches inappropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# pssst!
he likes being hit...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# haha
*donkey punches*
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# He meant me
not himself.

You'd better apologize to poor Ivesb.
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# *groans*
i've got a headache...
and my arse really hurts...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# why.
They all love it no matter what lies they tell themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Ooh! How inappropriate of you.
Actually, it would've been inappropriate only if I was a child.

You can pretend if it helps you though.
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# be quiet
and put the dummy ( pacifier ) back in.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Hooray for panda-mashes =]

Woo, sir =D
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# That is a lovely pandoala
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# I called it a Koanda =]
Well, really, I call him Steve.
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# The bird is generally known around the place as Geoff
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# Ay!
/Cartman blog
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# I do like pandas. There my favourite bare.
If I had a favourite bare, it would be that their panda.
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# i hate panda's.
they are natures losers
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# They speak very highly of you
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# they do?!
welll....
*grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# reminds me of my skanda
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# He looks dead cocky
like he'd do a smell on you then laugh at it.
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# you've just broken me.
I've been giggling for about a minute now.
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# VICTORY!
*Does victory dance*
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