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You do it on your scrotum.

Then I'll do it on my pubis.

I epilate my legs, and that makes me cry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)

I once plucked my scrotum completely bald with a pair of tweezers

It felt great - and took weeks to grow back

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

i shaved my balls

it itched like a motherfucker for a week while growing back.

then six months later i did it again just for good measure.

it itched that time as well.

mrs thor told me never to do it again because all i did was scratch my balls.

now i only scratch my balls half the time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

haha

yes, itchy scrote is bad. Also had a bit of razor burn... bit of aftershave should do the job...

no.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:30, archived)

yes, aftershave

as it'll make your balls sting like a motherfucker.

i don't bother with it now, i shave normally with a straight razor and there is no way that is going anywhere near my ballsack.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)

well, I wouldn't say "stings"

It stung a bit at first, but then the scrotum felt as if it was on fire before petering out to a dull sticky warm and uncomfortable itch.

I don't even shave my face anymore. I have a big* beard now.

* - well, biggish

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

the first time I shaved mine with my flatmates clippers...

somehow my scroteskin got caught in the fucking teeth of the clippers. There is no expressing the terror I felt.

Explaining the scab to my lady friend was fun.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

been there.

Well, not literally.

I also managed to cut a "V" in my scrote with a pair of very sharp scissors. I swear it didn't stop bleeding for a month. I had to wear a hastily constructed toilet paper panty liner.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)

dixons man menstruation!

*calls work*

sorry i'm not coming in, time of the month.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

haha

I've come very close to the said scissor problem, just managed to stop the blades in time. Gave me a nasty nip though.

I don't think I have the patience anymore, we'll see, depends on the calibre of my next girlfriend.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

I know your pain..

It's that little seam that runs round the middle - am I right? In fact I know I'm right.

Stupidest place to put a seam ever. There's nowt better than having your scrote-bag all smooth then clapping it about on your thighs...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)

I love your style

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)

Trust you to enjoy it.

Maybe I'm doing THAT wrong as well then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

bald balls do feel very nice until the growing back in begins

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)

NO BALD BALLS

I like a hairy man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)

fret ye not fair maiden

for i am of the caste of men who cannot be arsed with such prunage.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

\o/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

This.

Tag team time, Dixy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

You hum it, I'll play it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

It goes

'tum, tum tee tum tum, rape dbroon, tum tee tum taaaa'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)

haha

yay! I'm not sure how it works. Should I take up some sort of position?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

Just shut your eyes and try not to think of

searing

flesh

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)

I prefer the "smear person from head to toe in toothpaste and hang them in front of a big fan" approach to bondage

Effective and comical.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

what happens exactly?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

Oh aaallll riiiiight

Only because it's your turn. At least wear the Fred West mask I so carefully embroidered for you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

Fred West??

I asked for a JOHN West mask - made of tuna

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

But that won't match my Rose West mask.

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

hahaha

the thought of a tuna mask pleases me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

i shave my scrotum.

well trim more accurately. i just use a 'lectric razor which is usually fine except on the odd occasions when i've tried to rush it and then snicked myself. lordy me that hurt.

edit:what's epillation?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:28, archived)

I think it's a big old wooden ship

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

It means 'a whales vagina' in German.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

hahaha

I love you.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:35, archived)

Bless you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)