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# I LOVE MY DOG SO MUCH I HAVE CLOTHES WITH PICTURES OF HIS BREED ON
AND A WELCOME MAT
AND A BUMPER STICKER
AND A WATCH
AND PLATES
AND A RUG
AND POSTERS

etc etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I love my wife so much
I look at magazines with pictures of other English women in the niff
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)
# What have you got against foreign women?
racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Not racist! It was a reference to the "same breed" comment
But any women will do! Except black sambo nignogs and chinkies
(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)
# what about the dago or hun?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# My ex was in rapture when he met my Razzle collection.
Proper grot FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)
# My poor mother once said she thought springers were cute
and has since been bomarded with such tat as you describe.
She's never had a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
Poor mumsy. Get her a springer, for goodness' sake. They're adorable dogs, my grandma used to have one- he was born on the same day as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I do quite like them
but they're bloody barmy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# In a lovely way though, bless them.
Flopping about with their silly ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# My mate's dog Blaise
www.flickr.com/photos/planetgeoff/517685114/in/set-1536237/
She's a nutter
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Oh bless her!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# You have to grab that stick and run round the fountain with her chasing you.
Wetness follows. But it's worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'll bet!
I want a boxer one day. A big lady one called Lucy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Boxers are great
They love to play
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Yeah, I used to live with one when I lived in the shared house.
His name was Bocko, and he was glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# heheh
are we gooey over dogs much? If I wasn't working all the damn time I'd have one tomorrow.
Home time! 'Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)
# nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I have two paintings and
two etchings of my dead Rotty. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)
# But they're of YOUR dog.
Not just your dog's breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# oh yes.
proper commissioned and all that. We do however have a little ceramic rotty ( that is actually quite cute and well made ) of a generic dog but it was a present from a young nephew so, you know, it gets kept.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Well I think that's perfectly understandable.
You know the kind of tat I'm on about though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Oh god
The pub I used to work in, this bloke came in offering paintings of dogs. Really shit nasty tacky ones. I was about to launch into a rant when the woman who worked in the kitchen started harping on about her staffy and how lovely it was and how much she loved them and how much she'd love a painting etc etc etc.

She paid about £50 for it. Chumps.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# My goodness.
The next picture I want is one of those light up Jesus ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Haha YES
Tat for the win. I'm still pondering getting a christ on a bike
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# OOOOH!
Linky?

This is going to be my new handbag on payday

www.mcphee.com/items/11073.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# no you don't,
go one better.
ship-of-fools.com/Gadgets/Musical/104.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# THAT. IS. AWESOME.
I must have this. Repeat MUST.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Nothing on eBay me dear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Oh bless you for looking.
If I were a bloke, and you were single, I'd be bloody swimming to Germany with a rose between my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# That kind of dedication to the cause gives me the raging horn :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# 'Smy boy. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# best present ever brought bach of holiday
i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/amerykah/virgen_lg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I want that as well.
I just have a normal kitsch Mary statuette. She guards the computer for me, with her Mary powers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# i have a pair either side of my monitor
and a lolly pope on some near by shelving
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# You lucky thing.
I want to get some of them Russian icons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# they're not really kitsch enough for me
they look quite nice really.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I want LOADS of them
I'm going to plaster one wall of the bathroom with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# oooo thats cool actually
but also will terrify any one in your bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# EXACTLY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)