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# Eyyyyy, that's three in two days.
Your arse of a science teacher was obviously not aware of the concept of 'failed experiment more exciting than successful experiment'.

Or maybe that was just us in our Chemistry class. Have you seen 'Will It Blend' on youtube? We did 'will it burn?' on most of our experiments.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# i have a scar on my neck from a chemistry lesson
when i was 15. the teacher detonated a conical flask filled with hydrogen. glass everywhere. it was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# You are Whasisname Dyer
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# well remembered
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I remember him
the guy who went to France?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# and sang like Barnaby Bear
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Ah yes
Jacob Dyer.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# that's the badger.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)
# It's just this crazy guy
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=49887
he's a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# That sounds awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
#
Just remembered being back in sixthform- was ordered by some teachers to give some visitors a guided tour of the school (i had been sitting in the common room, playing cards at the time.) Anyway, so I was taking them around, got up to the science dept, saw one of my teachers (chemistry) giving a lesson though the door window, turned to the guests, and told them she was a bit up herself and her lessons were boring, thinking I was funny. One of the visitors then pointed out he was her husband.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Prime opportunity to say
'Well you know what I mean then. What a bitch. Poor you.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# the arse of my science teacher was a wonder to behold
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I had one female science teacher
Mrs Neill, Biology. 80s fringe to beat all others.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I fell in love with my science teacher
she taught me about the rock cycle and let me doodle in the margins of my homework.

She was great, and spawned in me a lifelong interest in curly haired brunettes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)
# my science teacher was hot
but then I found out she had and affair with another teacher, and left her husband.

I felt I'd missed an opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Haha
Oh the dreams of our spotty youth.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# my last serious girlfriend
was a science teacher, and hot.
For the first time in my life I felt the envy of horny kids. It was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)