Switzerland is famously neutral
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But I think they've taken it too far this time...
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I have no strong feelings one way or the other about this
"What makes a man turn neutral? Is it lust for gold? Power?"
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Yay for Futurama
The neutral jokes were some of the best ever.
Going to his death: "If you see my wife, tell her I said 'hello'"
Edit: Watch it here! Now!
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Going to his death: "If you see my wife, tell her I said 'hello'"
Edit: Watch it here! Now!
I love you...
although I remember my arse of a science teacher having to call it "trial and improvement".
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Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:14,
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Eyyyyy, that's three in two days.
Your arse of a science teacher was obviously not aware of the concept of 'failed experiment more exciting than successful experiment'.
Or maybe that was just us in our Chemistry class. Have you seen 'Will It Blend' on youtube? We did 'will it burn?' on most of our experiments.
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Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:15,
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Or maybe that was just us in our Chemistry class. Have you seen 'Will It Blend' on youtube? We did 'will it burn?' on most of our experiments.
i have a scar on my neck from a chemistry lesson
when i was 15. the teacher detonated a conical flask filled with hydrogen. glass everywhere. it was awesome.
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It's just this crazy guy
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=49887
he's a nonsense
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Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:43,
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he's a nonsense
Just remembered being back in sixthform- was ordered by some teachers to give some visitors a guided tour of the school (i had been sitting in the common room, playing cards at the time.) Anyway, so I was taking them around, got up to the science dept, saw one of my teachers (chemistry) giving a lesson though the door window, turned to the guests, and told them she was a bit up herself and her lessons were boring, thinking I was funny. One of the visitors then pointed out he was her husband.
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Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:31,
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Prime opportunity to say
'Well you know what I mean then. What a bitch. Poor you.'
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Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:33,
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I had one female science teacher
Mrs Neill, Biology. 80s fringe to beat all others.
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I fell in love with my science teacher
she taught me about the rock cycle and let me doodle in the margins of my homework.
She was great, and spawned in me a lifelong interest in curly haired brunettes.
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She was great, and spawned in me a lifelong interest in curly haired brunettes.
my science teacher was hot
but then I found out she had and affair with another teacher, and left her husband.
I felt I'd missed an opportunity.
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Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:27,
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I felt I'd missed an opportunity.
my last serious girlfriend
was a science teacher, and hot.
For the first time in my life I felt the envy of horny kids. It was ace.
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For the first time in my life I felt the envy of horny kids. It was ace.
it's a desire for cookoo clocks
and chocolate.
the downside is having phil collins move in
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the downside is having phil collins move in
And Lewis Hamilton.
I don't get the whole 'OMG HE'S AMAZING'.
He can drive. Fast. He's 21.
SHOCK FUCKING HORROR.
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He can drive. Fast. He's 21.
SHOCK FUCKING HORROR.
Sodding Lewis Hamilton
Never has one man so gleefully taken the cheque and shouted "I HEARTILY ENDORSE THIS PRODUCT OR SERVICE". Except perhaps Tiger Woods - I don't believe he is quite as excited about business database software as all those posters in airports would have us believe.
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Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:16,
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Hi, I'm the late Dame Thora Hird
And I don't go anywhere without my Dremmel multitool.
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Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:18,
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If I had been drinking coffee just then
I'd need a new Macbook.
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I loved the patio doors ads
with Det. Con. John Stalker (ret.)
It pleased me that a stalker made it as a top policeman.
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It pleased me that a stalker made it as a top policeman.
Is that so she can fix her stairlift on the fly?
How very practical of her.
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