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# i tried to google it but all that came back was some links to weird porn.
and i don't like seeing such abominations.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)
# hmmm....
are you sure you didn't type titwank by accident?
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:23, archived)
# not today, i'm abstaining.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:28, archived)
# I just searched for "screaming tofu"
 
it turns out there's a shitty Japanese indie band who've chosen that for a name..!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:37, archived)
# i just saw 15 seconds of them on youtube.
NEED MORE.

oh, after some clicking about on a screaming tofu page i found this, which was well worth it.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:40, archived)
# woah.
 
I did enjoy your youtube favourites on the weekend.. nothing like a spot of cat spanking
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)
# heh, that one did make me laugh.
i have been negligent in adding to them, but youtube is a place i wander rather than squat in, unlike here and craigslist.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)
# uh,
the reasons that you searched for 'screaming tofu' are probably best kept to yourself.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:41, archived)
# I think that in the same way our grandparents used to lecture us about "the lost art of conversation"
we'll lecture our grandkids on "the lost art of typing words into google".
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:44, archived)
# I HAVE MY REASONS.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:45, archived)
# BTW JICYMI
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:49, archived)
# yeah he's been promoting that pretty heavily on toothpastefordinner
 
but I hadn't got round to watching any yet.
Cheers!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)
# His dog is more fun than him.
But they are a laugh.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:42, archived)
# Removable tofu brain!
Haha, fantastic!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# heh, let's have the zombie movie argument again.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# THEY'RE NOT UNDEAD IF IT'S A VIRUS
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:50, archived)
# OR IF YOU MAKE THEM OUT OF PARTS.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:51, archived)
# ALSO, SCIENCE HAS NO PART IN A ZOMBIE MOVIE.
YOU DON'T STAND AROUND TRYING TO UNDERSTAND THE ZOMBIES, YOU EITHER RUN AWAY OR HACK AT THEM WITH A CHAINSAW/FLAMETHROWER.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)
# IF YOU HAVE A GUN, SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:55, archived)
#
cricket bat.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:56, archived)
# ZOMBIES DO NOT COOPERATE
NOR WILL ANY CONVERSE WITH FOOD*.

*"Brainz!" is acceptable, but no more than that.


(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:59, archived)
# what if they were translators at the UN before they died/were infected?
zombies like that would probably chat up a storm.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Only to eachother and in a pan-by.
Evil Dead (etc) uses that kind of thing.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:07, archived)
# BUT THEIR NOT ZOMBIES
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:10, archived)
# Why I went with "kind of thing" there, yes.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:11, archived)
# a gif image has frames that work.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:13, archived)
# IF THEY DON'T, IT'S...
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:16, archived)
# ahhhahhahahah!
 
ME AN' OLD DOUBLE BARREL HERE.. BLOW YOUR BUTTS TO KINGDOM COME!
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:25, archived)
# if i were a zombie i'd talk to people all the time.
i'd post here still, too.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:14, archived)
# VIRUS HAGGIS.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:57, archived)
# zombie teddies for seriously disturbed furries.
www.shopatron.com/product/part_number=Bear_J/398.0.17692.0.0.0.0

O WAIT THERE ISN'T ANY OTHER KIND.

also, their t-shirt models look like the kind of people whose drinks I spill at gigs
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Wow, there are some really lame bitches in there.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:54, archived)
# I JUST WANNA BE DIFFERENT, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I WANNA BE LIKE
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:00, archived)
# I LIKE DRESSING THIS WAY BECAUSE PEOPLE NOTICE ME.
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:01, archived)
# THEY'RE LAUGHING OPENLY AT ME BECAUSE THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.
 
also: as a fellow "angry music nerd", I am still reading and much enjoying Dr Thorpe's old columns
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:09, archived)
# I've been going over old ones for most of the day, yes.
I hope you've read the 'faking it' series.

www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/how-fake-it.php
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:18, archived)
# I am presently crying tears of mirth at the phrase "new band that I'd most like to chop up with a hatchet".
 
He may be in the U.S. but it reads similar to Zeropunctuation, to me..
(, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 7:24, archived)