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# FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:43, archived)
# Fucking hell.
You just have to go one better, don't you?
You know, if you weren't so devastatingly fucking handsome, I honestly wouldn't bother...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)
# *puts hands up to monitor*
 
aaaaaaaaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)
# Oldest power in the book.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Is this where we bring the chest nuts ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Hey, you know what else is as good as this?
A spinning skull above a letterbox.
A mirror floating above a chessboard.
Aids.
(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:53, archived)
# SHIT, ALERT THE INTERNET.
THE PERSON WHO WANTS TO BE EVERYONE'S BEST FRIEND HAS ARRIVED.

OH GOD, I HAVE SUCH A FUCKING HARD ON FOR PEOPLE WHO COME UP WITH SHITTY RETORTS, SERIOUSLY, DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF?

I'VE SERIOUSLY GOT THE FUCKING HORN RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)
# ARE YOU INSULTING MY SENSE OF TASTE?
I THINK ALL THOSE THINGS ARE FUCKING RAD.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:57, archived)
# I LIIIIIKE
BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)
# YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY.
 
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:01, archived)
# I'M INSULTING YOUR PENIS.
EVEN THOUGH IT IS FUCKING RAD.

SERIOUSLY, DO YOU WORK IT OUT? IT'S THROBBING LIKE A MANIAC!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)
# lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:19, archived)
# go on do the chessboard one
lets see how good it is shall we
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Cripes
Did I just break some rule of conduct surrounding the flames? What's with the flames? Is it a metaphor for a creative passion or something?

Caps Lock are very distressing to me.
(Idiron, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:05, archived)
# NIGHT SHIFT = CAPSLOCK.
NOW FUCK OFF, YOU SELF-IMPORTANT CUNT DISCHARGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:06, archived)
# THESE ARE THE WORDS IS WAS ABOUT TO TYPE.
EXACTLY THESE, AND YOU CANNOT PROVE OTHERWISE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:06, archived)
# Now now, kiddies
Play nice or you won't get any ice cream for pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:08, archived)
# *sniffle*
Yes sir =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:09, archived)
# *sneaks you icecream*
*waits for handjob*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)
# You'll get one as soon as you pull it out of my ass
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:11, archived)
# DAMNIT, MAN. YOU GAYED IT UP AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)
# GAYED IT UP THE BUTT.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)
# YOU PAIR OF FUCKING AMATEURS
THERE IS NO FUCKING CAPSLOCK HERE. IT IS NOT WELCOME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU MEAN CAPSLOCK?
HEY, GUYS, THIS RUBE IS USING CAPS LOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:07, archived)
# POWER PINKY.
SUPER SHIFT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:09, archived)
# CAPS LOCK IS FOR WEAKASS LITTLE PUSSIES AND YOU KNOW IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)
# CRUISE CONTROL DON'T WIN RACES!
STIFF MULES AND PURE BILE DOES THE TRICK EVERY TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)
# SHIFT PINKY IS STRONG AND MUSCLY
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:09, archived)
# WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:07, archived)
# MAN UP NANCY!!! THIS IS THE GAY SHIFT AND BOTH MULES AND PINKIES GET A WORK OUT!

NOW WORK THOSE MULES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:07, archived)
# *FLEXES PINKIES*
I AM SUCH A FUCKING MAN RIGHT NOW, IT IS HURTING ME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:13, archived)
# WE GO TOGETHER LIKE RATS IN A PACK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)
# satisfaction guaranteed, or double your money back.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:19, archived)
# *sits in front of as it's currently one billion degrees below zero here now*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 5:42, archived)