Best of all the non-threatening socially dampening skin ailments?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:45,
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'ning all
i was the incredibly unfortunate owner of two abcesses either side of my mouth over summer. i've never been in as much pain, ever. i cou;dn't open my mouth properly for about three weeks because they couldn't lance it as it was on my face and wuld leave a scar. 'orrible it were. I looked like john merrick.
what a pleasent first post of the week.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:48,
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I'd have lanced them for you, on the inside of your cheeks.
Or on the outside, you'd only have little scarns that could easily go away with bio oil etc.
Doctors are such wussies. Come here, I've got this scalpel thing *holds over lighter*.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:49,
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ewww
ain't no lancing inside my mouth. i should have just gone all out and got ichy the killer scarring.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:54,
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That'd be awesome.
C'mere.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:55,
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you leave me face alone.
if anyone is going to cut my face up it'll not be stoned pirate! here i draw a line!
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:59,
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*looks at line*
*looks at Tom*
*lunges*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:01,
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*parrys*
*counters*
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:03,
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Fucking fencing.
*punches, restrains and knocks out*
You're my wife now.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:06,
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this is is like boarding school all over again.
weirdly familiar...
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:09,
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*slashyfuntime*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:11,
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games lessons
right i need to go to hospital before the ladywoman is home. in a bit
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:13,
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hospital?
eh?
You're not allowed to be ill.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14,
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i've got a weird uncomfortable chest pain
and i'm an incredibly heavy smoker. these are not goo together...
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:16,
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Ooooh dear.
Well, good luck. Let us know how you get on. How old are you?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:18,
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20
so its probably nothing. but still...
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19,
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Well that's something to take comfort in.
*worries*
do let us know.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19,
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i shall, no worries
i'll be back in a couple of hours so i'll keep you posted.
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:21,
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Good.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:23,
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argh
I did fencing at boarding school - the teacher was a midget