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# 'ning all
i was the incredibly unfortunate owner of two abcesses either side of my mouth over summer. i've never been in as much pain, ever. i cou;dn't open my mouth properly for about three weeks because they couldn't lance it as it was on my face and wuld leave a scar. 'orrible it were. I looked like john merrick.

what a pleasent first post of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I'd have lanced them for you, on the inside of your cheeks.
Or on the outside, you'd only have little scarns that could easily go away with bio oil etc.

Doctors are such wussies. Come here, I've got this scalpel thing *holds over lighter*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ewww
ain't no lancing inside my mouth. i should have just gone all out and got ichy the killer scarring.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# That'd be awesome.
C'mere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# you leave me face alone.
if anyone is going to cut my face up it'll not be stoned pirate! here i draw a line!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *looks at line*
*looks at Tom*



*lunges*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *parrys*
*counters*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Fucking fencing.
*punches, restrains and knocks out*

You're my wife now.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# this is is like boarding school all over again.
weirdly familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *slashyfuntime*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# games lessons
right i need to go to hospital before the ladywoman is home. in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hospital?
eh?

You're not allowed to be ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# i've got a weird uncomfortable chest pain
and i'm an incredibly heavy smoker. these are not goo together...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ooooh dear.
Well, good luck. Let us know how you get on. How old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# 20
so its probably nothing. but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Well that's something to take comfort in.
*worries*

do let us know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# i shall, no worries
i'll be back in a couple of hours so i'll keep you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# argh
I did fencing at boarding school - the teacher was a midget
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I enjoyed fencing.
Where else can you stab people you don't like and get away with it?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# alleys?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That's a good idea.
*lurks with killing knife at the ready*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# rookie mistake
you've chosen a well lit alley.
a dark alley is what you're after
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# And just before lunch time too.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# ooh sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Ah, it'll be alright.
I have a strong stomach.
Takes a lot to keep me away from food
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# i'm usually ok
apart from one time i was eating tomato soup and i got goatse'd. i stopped eating soon after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Just to clarify, do you mean you saw goatse,
or you personally were goatseed?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# SAW GOATSE SAW GOATSE!
just to clarify...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Ah right, that's not so bad.
Still not pleasant though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# not at all.
especially looking into my bowl and seeing a big red circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# SORE GOATSE, SORE GOATSE!
just to scarify
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)